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Quote: 392; Rating: 21; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 12th February 2016
* dax rattles pancakes
* pancakes looks confused
* dax waits 5 seconds for the froth to settle
* dax pours dan a milkshake from pancakes' boob
{ & | dan } ty
{ dax } bon apetite dan
{ dax } it's mammory flavoured
{ dax } el naturale
{ pancakes } Young fresh cool milk
{ pancakes } :)
{ dax } shaken, not stirred
Quote: 391; Rating: 37; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 21st August 2015
* Joins: nhoya [~nhoya@Clk-1916B708.trueleet.com] [0 Clones]
* UnrealHelper sets mode: +b nhoya!*@*
* nhoya was kicked by UnrealHelper [Failed Quiz. You may take the quiz again after 24 hours.]
Quote: 390; Rating: 33; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 19th June 2015
* Cronus licks Yoerger
* @Yoerger hides in a corner
<DukePyrolator> you can stay here and lick and kiss and hold you all the day
* DukePyrolator (DukePyrolat@dp.anope.org) has left #gay
Quote: 389; Rating: 26; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 18th April 2015
<Urine_Bubbles> Women have smaller hands to make the penis feel bigger, and men have bigger hands to make the vagina feel tighter, both boosting the ego of the opposite gender.
Quote: 388; Rating: 22; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 21st April 2015
{ @ | Aaron } weeeeeeeeeeeeee
{ @ | Aaron } surprise surprise!
{ % | dax } put your pants back on, it's not that impressive >_<
Quote: 387; Rating: 32; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 16th April 2015
{ + | Aaron|phone } Wind is south haha our cow manure is headin towards them atm
{ % | dax } which explains why hollywood's latest batch of movies are shit
Quote: 386; Rating: 16; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 04th April 2015
* DukePyrolator sets mode: +v Yoerger
<~DukePyrolator> now you have voice
<~DukePyrolator> you are important now
Quote: 385; Rating: 29; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 03rd April 2015
<@Adam> if you cannot read and comprehend configuration files you should not be running services
<@Adam> especially when you are directly linked to them lol
< Dione> I can read and comprehend
< Dione> I just did a whole configuration for unreal and anope services
< Dione> this just doesnt make sense
<@Adam> what protocol module did you load in services?
< Dione> inspircd20
<@Adam> what ircd are you using?
< Dione> unreal Unreal 3.2.10.4
<@Adam> does this sound like a problem?
< Dione> i dunno
Quote: 384; Rating: 22; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 21st December 2014
<%Attila> hey Cronus
<%Attila> Adam hat time
-- Attila is now known as Attila|}o
<%Cronus> looks better the other way
<@Adam> oh it probably is
<@Adam> youre wearing it on your ass you realize
<%Cronus> rofl
-- Adam is now known as o{|Adam
<%Attila|}o> fml
<%Cronus> isnt he foreign?
<%Cronus> maybe thats how they do it there
-- Attila|}o is now known as o{|Attila
-- Cronus is now known as o{|Cronus|}o
<%o{|Cronus|}o> Cant get more Christmas than I
Quote: 383; Rating: 17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 21st December 2014
<%o{|Attila> dan its a hat you should wear one
<@o{|Adam> a santa hat not just a hat pfft
<%o{|Cronus> santa isnt real though
<@o{|Adam> he doesnt have to be real to have a hat
<%o{|Cronus> sorry kids
Quote: 382; Rating: 27; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 20th October 2014
<+beorn> Security is SEP.
<+grawity> SEP?
< Sporks> Somebody Else's Problem
<+beorn> Sporks knows what's up
< Sporks> Not a clue.
<+beorn> I know.
Quote: 381; Rating: 21; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 17th September 2014
{ Aaron } hrm dax?
* +dax belts the californian around until he's fully alert
{ Aaron } i dunno, really technology is just amusing me again i guess
{ + | dax } oh god, he found the fleshlight again
{ @ | ultra_ } lol
{ Aaron } no no, just ordered a new stroker, dont need a fleshlight =P
{ + | dax } ye gods
{ + | dax } worn your wrists out that much, have you?!
Quote: 380; Rating: 24; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 15th September 2014
{ % | Aaron } brit
{ % | Aaron } nvm
{ brit } mmm
{ brit } Aaron
{ brit } what
{ % | Aaron } nothing ;)
{ brit } no no
{ brit } hate that
{ brit } aron ask
{ % | Aaron } i just wanted to see a pic of you
{ % | Aaron } lol
{ brit } ah pic
{ + | dax } preferably n00dz if you got 'em
* %Aaron laughs
{ + | dax } you don't get points for not trying
{ brit } i got pic
{ + | dax } well, where is it
{ + | dax } aaaaw she's gone all shy all of a sudden
{ + | dax } no amount of photoshopping is going to truly cut off that cock, brit
{ brit } oh the pic
{ brit } sorry
{ + | dax } that got her attention
{ % | Aaron } LOL
Quote: 379; Rating: 31; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 03rd September 2014
* dax is henceforth known as PingBad
» Unable to identify for nick: PingBad
{ PingBad } oh what the flying fsck
{ PingBad } who stole my nick?!
{ black_mage } I do believe it was U
{ PingBad } it was?
{ black_mage } NO idea
* PingBad tries a couple of passwords
» Identified for nick: PingBad
{ PingBad } oh, so it was
Quote: 378; Rating: 30; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 20th August 2014
<%Yoerger> I'll pay you, but not for Web Design.
<%n0kS> Yoerger you're on the man-man side of the road I'd guess?
<%n0kS> I wouldnt like to suck a penis, depends on the price though :p
<%Yoerger> Noted.
Quote: 377; Rating: 34; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 23rd June 2014
* Sh1G3rU licks Jobe && Yoerger
* %Yoerger spits in Sh1G3rU's ear
* %Jobe stabs Yoerger
* Sh1G3rU watches Yoerger bleed
* %Yoerger hisses
* %Yoerger scurries away limping
Quote: 376; Rating: 26; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 11th June 2014
<%Cronus> Adam what if i dont like to read
<%Cronus> Can I wait for the movie?
<@Adam> anope: the movie
<@Adam> !
<%Cronus> yup
<%Attila> starring
<%Attila> <mRCUTEO> been in a mental hospital for almost 3 years and never touch irc.. now seeneverything has
<%Attila> guest stars
<%Attila> <Yoerger> Arabic has been the declared language of Egypt for over 300 years. So.
<%Attila> <kesho> You Do want it and don't get it?
<%Attila> action packed bans
<%Attila> funny infobot quotes
<%Yoerger> Oh dear god
<%Attila> computer hacking
<%Attila> > u2()->super_admin = false;
<%Attila> and logic twists
<%Attila> <Cronus> if (!user->super_admin = true)
<%Cronus> ffs Attila
<%Cronus> what you just did was genius
<%Cronus> but fk u at the same time
Quote: 375; Rating: 25; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 07th June 2014
<DukePyrolator> you need to learn
<kIsHo> What does it mean learn
Quote: 374; Rating: 26; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 30th April 2014
<@Adam> have you ever compiled c++ on pentium 3
<@Adam> chaz has
<@Adam> you have to go do friggin errands
<@Adam> and come back
<@Adam> and then go and do more
<@Adam> and then come back
<@Adam> and it might be halfway done
Quote: 373; Rating: 23; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 17th April 2014
People are like stained - glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed...
Quote: 372; Rating: 31; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 08th February 2014
{ & | Timmy } here i am
* Quits: &Timmy [webchat@gig-38C5963.pa.nsw.optusnet.com.au] [Ping timeout: 248 seconds]
{ dax } and there he goes
Quote: 371; Rating: 25; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 07th February 2014
<%Jobe> I actually managed to fluff hello world
<%Jobe> :'(
<%Jobe> and it took me 9 minutes to notice
Quote: 370; Rating: 17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 22nd January 2014
{ ! | Jobe } 8ball what is wrong with my email?
{ @ | Havyk } Outlook not so good.
Quote: 369; Rating: 27; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 08th January 2014
[9:16:46] Chance [chance@teranova-gbv1n3.cpe.netcabo.pt] has joined #anope
[9:16:58] Chance hehi
[9:17:06] Chance hey
[9:18:27] Chance http://pastebin.anope.org/index.php?page=viewpaste&id=e90e36529d
[9:18:38] Chance any thoughts? tks
[9:18:52] haltdef did you just pastebin a url
[9:19:03] Chance yup
[9:19:15] Chance you need to open it
[9:19:18] Chance to see it
[9:19:22] %chaz please pastebin a debug log
[9:19:24] %chaz ? debug
[9:19:24] +Infobot debug#: Nix: ./services -support Windows: anope.exe -support
[9:19:26] haltdef no, I need to cut through the stupidity first
[9:19:30] haltdef why on earth would you do that
[9:19:45] Chance i thought i could not paste direct links here
[9:19:54] %chaz do what I said
[9:20:02] Chance my english is not perfect
[9:20:05] +Infobot (Forum) "Re: Anope 2.0.0-rc1 + Unreal3.2.10.2 " - Posted by: Charles Kingsley - Link: http://forum.anope.org/index.php?topic=4065.msg21633#msg21633
[9:20:07] haltdef you just pasted a link, what's the difference
[9:20:08] Chance from Botox - [#anope] DO NOT PASTE! USE A PASTEBIN LIKE HTTP://PASTEBIN.ANOPE.ORG !
[9:20:16] haltdef engage brain
Quote: 368; Rating: 25; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 03rd January 2014
<&Hal9000> what os are you using
< Hercules> debian 7.0
< Hercules> x32_x64bit
<&Hal9000> and are you sure you have the libmysqlclient-dev package installed?
< Hercules> mydbgen worked perfect
<&Hal9000> jesus fucking christ
<&Hal9000> install the fucking libmysqlclient-dev package
<&Hal9000> what the fuck
<&Hal9000> is it so fucking difficult to read some simple instructions
<&Hal9000> even a fucking ape could follow
<&Hal9000> what the fuck is wrong with you
<&Hal9000> fuck this shit I'm done I quit
-!- Hal9000 [Sebastian@denorastats.org] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
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