Tuesday, 09 February 2010, 01:16
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[+] (mooncup) PingBad: that's because you live in a weird place
[ ] (PingBad) I live in the future, mooncup
[ ] (PingBad) where cars float and there's this little green man on TV asking us to take him to our dealer
[%] (Jobe) lmfao
[ ] (PingBad) easy now, matt
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<@Adam> chaz is a professional mail spammer
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<%mooncup> drugs are awesome
<%mooncup> only problem is they prevent me from getting a boner
<%mooncup> but my friend lies to his doctor to get viagra, so imma get some of that from him
<%mooncup> then I can have extremely energetic sex for hours and hours :D
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<~chaz> if I could spell I wouldn't be on irc.
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<Andrewx> bin/chmod can't access andrewx/services/tools
<Andrewx> Because there is no such directory
<Adam> yea thats a known problem, will be fixed in next release which is soon
<Andrewx> Does that mean my anope won't work?
<Adam> not at all
<Andrewx> So that means i was knowingly guided through installing something that wouldn't work...
<Adam> what?
<Adam> please reread what I said, and think about it
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<~chaz> you're all small issues.
<~chaz> =p
<@DukePyrolator> chaz: you are a BIG issue ;)
<~chaz> agreed.
<~chaz> im a pain in the arse.
<~chaz> but i know this.
<~chaz> im comfortable with that
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<+dee_deVille> its not my fault that i was born with these great looks
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<DukePyrolator> your german is worse than the english of a turk ;)
<Deadboys> probably
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13:53 < dKingston> Sporks, mooncup is fubar
13:53 < Sporks> fool, mooncup is awesome :p
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<mooncup> I loves the cocks
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<+Martin> I wish someone would create a computer virus called aids
<+Martin> "AIDS infects 9,000,000,000 PCs by exploiting an unprotected back door in Windows XP"
<+Martin> "Microsoft has been bending over to patch it"
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<%lagrange> I want some doritos
<%lagrange> D:
<+haltdef> denied
-!- Doritos [UPP@tera-7E0E680C.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has quit [Ping timeout]
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< DJMatt> can someone help me plz
<+Namegduf> Doubtful.
< fraggeln> DJMatt: you are like me, beyond all help :)
< DJMatt> yes plz
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<+iFail> Don't touch that. It's dirty.
<%DukePyrolator> :(
<+Cronus> LOL
<+Fersure> iFail: Are you refering to Amanda?
<+iFail> yeah want a go? :)
<+Fersure> k ;)
<+Taros> lmfao.
<~zomg> :(
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amanda@anope: The idea is to attract customers, not wave moobs at them in hopes that you'll catch the attention of the ones with ADD :/
chaz@anope: we'd offer a hugs and kisses server service.
amanda@anope: Do I even want to know?
amanda@anope: Is this like...reading goodnight moon to the DC at night then lights out time hugs and kisses?
chaz@anope: no it'd be a pr stunt to show we care.
amanda@anope: Who's a good little Quad core? YOU AREEEEEEEEE *pat pat pat*
chaz@anope: or more appropriately "coo coo, who's making all that noise with their psu fans!"
amanda@anope: Awwww someone's not getting any packets tonight! Bad server
amanda@anope: Bad
chaz@anope: none patching for you naughty server
chaz@anope: oh you're getting a kernel upgrade for that one Mister.
chaz@anope: being grounded is a chroot
chaz@anope: past curfew is a soft quota.
chaz@anope: coming home in a patrol car is a hard quota
amanda@anope: Aww, little Blade cant come out to play today...hes come down with a rootkit
chaz@anope: LMAO
chaz@anope: oh fuck me that's brilliance.
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-!- Brettley [~Brettley@Swift-BA65024F.vic.bigpond.net.au] has joined #php
< Brettley> what's a Minge?
< zomg> You.
< Brettley> =o
-!- Brettley [~Brettley@Swift-BA65024F.vic.bigpond.net.au] has left #php []
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<+TheKing> i figured something out
<+TheKing> 3 + 3 + 3 = 9
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* Brandon is listening to "Does Your Chain Hang Low" by Young Jibbs,  played 0 times.  
<iFail> Who cares? man.
<chaz> owned.

* Brandon is listening to "Does Your Chain Hang Low" by Young Jibbs, from the album Chain Hang Low.
<iFail> who cares? dude..

* Brandon is listening to "iFail sucks cock" by "iFail is gay"
<Brandon> :P
<iFail> how can you stand that stuff? man.

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<&Jobe> LolFail where is peer?
<+LolFail> Amsterdam
<&Jobe> LolFail why?
<+LolFail> Beats working.
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< Liber> There should be a way to bind to messages sent by Anope, as well as received
<@zomg> There should be a way to kill Liber with a spoon
* ElementalAlchemist gets the spoon magnifier.
< Liber> ...
<@zomg> Whale ho!
<@zomg> Fetch the harspoons lads!
< Liber> So there isnt a way to bind to sent messages?
<@zomg> Dont know...cant check now. I'm whaling
< ElementalAlchemist> O_O
<@zomg> Thar she blows!
* zomg lobs a spoon at Liber
< Liber> ...
* Liber rolls his eyes
<@zomg> His eyes have rolled back into his head! We've won lads!
* zomg mounts Liber's head above her mantle
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* Nick thinks you're both very rude
* Eck faps
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<%Eck> Teressa: bang it a few times
<%Eck> works for me
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<%Eck> AND THERE ONCE WAS A DWARF
<Boris> named Boris
<%LolFail> named Boris
<Boris> <Boris> !killme harder.
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<~Eck[Laptop]> grr fat finjger syndrome
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<Brandon> Yea, mooncup is gay.
<mooncup> whereas you're a regular hetro
<Brandon> You mean 'hetero' right?
<Brandon> But, no I'm not :p
<mooncup> ok does that mean I can ban you for being an annoying faggot and mean it literally?
<Brandon> Me annoying? How?
<mooncup> YOU NEVER FUCKING SHUT UP
<Brandon> Aww
<mooncup> ok fuck this
<mooncup> You are going to be the first person I have ever added to ignore
<mooncup> seriously, the FIRST PERSON
<chaz> *pets*
<mooncup> s'ok chaz I can't see it any more <3
<chaz> I never thought I'd see the day where mooncup actually ignored someone and not the other way around.
<chaz> I'm sorry, for histories sake I'm quoting this, fuckit, might even blog about it.
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