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<+Martin> I wish someone would create a computer virus called aids
<+Martin> "AIDS infects 9,000,000,000 PCs by exploiting an unprotected back door in Windows XP"
<+Martin> "Microsoft has been bending over to patch it"
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<%lagrange> I want some doritos
<%lagrange> D:
<+haltdef> denied
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< DJMatt> can someone help me plz
<+Namegduf> Doubtful.
< fraggeln> DJMatt: you are like me, beyond all help :)
< DJMatt> yes plz
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<+iFail> Don't touch that. It's dirty.
<%DukePyrolator> :(
<+Cronus> LOL
<+Fersure> iFail: Are you refering to Amanda?
<+iFail> yeah want a go? :)
<+Fersure> k ;)
<+Taros> lmfao.
<~zomg> :(
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amanda@anope: The idea is to attract customers, not wave moobs at them in hopes that you'll catch the attention of the ones with ADD :/
chaz@anope: we'd offer a hugs and kisses server service.
amanda@anope: Do I even want to know?
amanda@anope: Is this like...reading goodnight moon to the DC at night then lights out time hugs and kisses?
chaz@anope: no it'd be a pr stunt to show we care.
amanda@anope: Who's a good little Quad core? YOU AREEEEEEEEE *pat pat pat*
chaz@anope: or more appropriately "coo coo, who's making all that noise with their psu fans!"
amanda@anope: Awwww someone's not getting any packets tonight! Bad server
amanda@anope: Bad
chaz@anope: none patching for you naughty server
chaz@anope: oh you're getting a kernel upgrade for that one Mister.
chaz@anope: being grounded is a chroot
chaz@anope: past curfew is a soft quota.
chaz@anope: coming home in a patrol car is a hard quota
amanda@anope: Aww, little Blade cant come out to play today...hes come down with a rootkit
chaz@anope: LMAO
chaz@anope: oh fuck me that's brilliance.
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< Brettley> what's a Minge?
< zomg> You.
< Brettley> =o
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<+TheKing> i figured something out
<+TheKing> 3 + 3 + 3 = 9
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* Brandon is listening to "Does Your Chain Hang Low" by Young Jibbs, played 0 times.
<iFail> Who cares? man.
<chaz> owned.
* Brandon is listening to "Does Your Chain Hang Low" by Young Jibbs, from the album Chain Hang Low.
<iFail> who cares? dude..
* Brandon is listening to "iFail sucks cock" by "iFail is gay"
<Brandon> :P
<iFail> how can you stand that stuff? man.
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<&Jobe> LolFail where is peer?
<+LolFail> Amsterdam
<&Jobe> LolFail why?
<+LolFail> Beats working.
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< Liber> There should be a way to bind to messages sent by Anope, as well as received
<@zomg> There should be a way to kill Liber with a spoon
* ElementalAlchemist gets the spoon magnifier.
< Liber> ...
<@zomg> Whale ho!
<@zomg> Fetch the harspoons lads!
< Liber> So there isnt a way to bind to sent messages?
<@zomg> Dont know...cant check now. I'm whaling
< ElementalAlchemist> O_O
<@zomg> Thar she blows!
* zomg lobs a spoon at Liber
< Liber> ...
* Liber rolls his eyes
<@zomg> His eyes have rolled back into his head! We've won lads!
* zomg mounts Liber's head above her mantle
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* Nick thinks you're both very rude
* Eck faps
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<%Eck> Teressa: bang it a few times
<%Eck> works for me
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<%Eck> AND THERE ONCE WAS A DWARF
<Boris> named Boris
<%LolFail> named Boris
<Boris> <Boris> !killme harder.
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<~Eck[Laptop]> grr fat finjger syndrome
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<Brandon> Yea, mooncup is gay.
<mooncup> whereas you're a regular hetro
<Brandon> You mean 'hetero' right?
<Brandon> But, no I'm not :p
<mooncup> ok does that mean I can ban you for being an annoying faggot and mean it literally?
<Brandon> Me annoying? How?
<mooncup> YOU NEVER FUCKING SHUT UP
<Brandon> Aww
<mooncup> ok fuck this
<mooncup> You are going to be the first person I have ever added to ignore
<mooncup> seriously, the FIRST PERSON
<chaz> *pets*
<mooncup> s'ok chaz I can't see it any more <3
<chaz> I never thought I'd see the day where mooncup actually ignored someone and not the other way around.
<chaz> I'm sorry, for histories sake I'm quoting this, fuckit, might even blog about it.
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<+Eck> Boris: diaf
<+Boris> Eck: Diaf is die in a fire you fucking chav.
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< Boris> Jobe: Everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful.
< Boris> !K boris die.
-!- Boris was kicked from #invicta by CServe [(Boris) die.]
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* spenk (alessina_@52f1a5.4aae22.d7aef8.b6cf38) has joined #anope
<spenk> ciao
<spenk> !list
<haltdef> no.
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<chaz> you told him!
<haltdef> :D
<Rob> lolol
<zomg> Bahahaha
<zomg> haltdef++
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<@Jobe> haltdef: do me a favour
* haltdef bends over
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<~Perihelion> free(tibet);
<&w00t> don't do that
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<@P> Holy crap...how long does it take to build filezilla
<@P> I could get KDE faster than this...good lord
<+DukePyrolator> but not inspircd :D
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17:42 <@P> la version 3.2.7 est le courant version
17:42 <@P> >_<
17:42 <@P> Oh that failed.
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19:51 [Users #o_O]
19:51 [~P] [&e] [@n] [%i] [+s]
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<@Jesus> !seen Amanda
<&Botox> Looking for yourself, eh Jesus?
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<@tar-xvf> !seen God
<&Botox> God is on the channel right now (as Rob) !
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