Thursday, 09 September 2010, 17:25
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<CBX-AWAY> So did you follow ANY of Step 1 in WIN32.txt or did you just skip over that whole section?
* chaz looks for the ban hammer
<Jackster35> skip to 3)
<CBX-AWAY> Are you fucking stupid?
<Jackster35> -.-
<chaz> LMAO
<chaz> that's fantastic
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<Jobe> fucking Java
<haltdef> pics
<mark> ^^^
<Andrew> i bet that burns.
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<&Vash> i wonder what happens if you use purell for personal lubricant...
<+stephen> u will burn
<+stephen> yet remain germ free
<+stephen> go forth and conquer!
<+stephen> it stings my eyes at least
<+stephen> err..the fumes of course :o
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<&Jobe> LolFail where is peer?
<+LolFail> Amsterdam
<&Jobe> LolFail why?
<+LolFail> Beats working.
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<GeniusDex> as said, my left hand consists mainly of my middle finger
<Cyd> ohh GeniusDex
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<Andrew> and we have no clue at what type of girls he gets lucky with.
<Andrew> maybe they'er nerdy
<Andrew> and he walks up and whispers hex in their ears.
<Andrew> or binary
<Amanda> lmfao
<Andrew> hey..... i want to.. 11100010100100100100100100100 and then slip my 10101010101011010001010 in your 101111000010010101... ?
<Amanda> Ohhhh baby 1000000101111010101010101 my 1001000001011011111010101 just like that only 1101001010100100101010010101 with my 1010110010100101010001010 a little more
<Andrew> pretty much.
<Amanda> Did we just have sex?
<Amanda> What just happened?
<Andrew> i don't know
<Andrew> but my penis hurts and my foreskin is torn..
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13:53 < dKingston> Sporks, mooncup is fubar
13:53 < Sporks> fool, mooncup is awesome :p
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* &Vash prys into mammy's personal life.
<&Vash> When's your birthday mammy
<&Vash> i see why we're alike
<&Vash> we're both virgo's >.>
<&Vash> except you're more attractive :(
<~[FT]Ranma|WoW> is virgo the samoan word for homo?
<~[FT]Ranma|WoW> yep
<~[FT]Ranma|WoW> XD
<&Vash> awkward
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<Jobe>: I didnt design the layout
<Jobe>: I just copied it
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<&Vash> man i hate cold sores..
<~katsklaw> cold sores? how did you masturbate with your mouth?
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* Jackster35 feels realysad now you all said that kind of stuff :(
<CBX-AWAY> Cry me a river.
<Jackster35> :(
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<iSi> What would i have to add to cs_operonlyregister.cs to limit it to services admins only ?
<@katsklaw> iSi, where did you get the module?
<iSi> off the website
<@katsklaw> well duh .. which site? .. there is only 300billion of them on the internet
<iSi> anope.org
* @katsklaw can see this is like pulling teeth ...
<@katsklaw> old site?
<@katsklaw> new ste?
<@katsklaw> be specific
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<@Jobe> I probably CTCP'ed you or something
<@Jobe> :/
<Amanda> -.-
<+haltdef> :|
<JC> he's fingering you when you're not looking aparently
<@Jobe> kinky!
<Amanda> >.>
<@katsklaw> ok I'm not sure if I should laugh or grab a camera
<+haltdef> both
<Amanda> Jobe I finger you and get no response...I guess I jsut don't satisfy you =(
<@Jobe> nono
<@katsklaw> Amanda, you have to use the whole fist
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<Jobe-Away> im just not all here
<katsklaw> that's not a news flash
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<~katsklaw> good news for Vash .. he should be able to have sex by the year 2050: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,301717,00.html
<&Jobe> lol
<@Vadtec> lol
<@Vadtec> i read that earlier today
< Shen|work> Lol..
* Vash reads :(
<&Vash> haha.. :(
<&Vash> i wonder what sorts of lubricants i'd have to use.
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<@Adam> chaz is a professional mail spammer
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<&Jobe> Vash, you should know by now you cant avoid getting quoted, unless you dont speak
<@Vash> :(
<~katsklaw> and you can't speak with my dick in your mouth
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[+] (mooncup) PingBad: that's because you live in a weird place
[ ] (PingBad) I live in the future, mooncup
[ ] (PingBad) where cars float and there's this little green man on TV asking us to take him to our dealer
[%] (Jobe) lmfao
[ ] (PingBad) easy now, matt
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* Jobe cant be bothered to remember
< haltdef> eh?
<%Jobe> :D
< haltdef> I believe that's called forgotten :P
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17:42 <@P> la version 3.2.7 est le courant version
17:42 <@P> >_<
17:42 <@P> Oh that failed.
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<&Hemingray> Jer, that's tiny
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* ^Kitty^ bounces on heinz
< Jobe> :O
< Jobe> dirty girl...
< ^Kitty^> huh
< ^Kitty^> I just
* heinz blinks
< ^Kitty^> meant on his lap
< Jobe> still sounds bad
< ^Kitty^> :((
< haltdef> haha
* ^Kitty^ stops bouncing
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Microsoft: Bringing you yesterday's technology -- tomorrow.
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* Trystan yawns
* Jobe-Away blinks
* root farts
< Trystan> who saw that one coming? raise their hand
<%Jobe-Away>  o/
<%Jobe-Away> /|
<%Jobe-Away> / \
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<chroot> Rob, created an I modulate called ns_response.c and ns_challeng.c!
<chroot> Rob, doesn't answer on the subject!
<Rob> your still yet to ask rob a question that makes fucking sense that's why
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