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<@Certus> I like pussy
< Trystan> why we are we not surprised
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<DTails> "i see disconnected people"
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* katsklaw shakes his head and walks off
* Muad_Dibber shakes his ass and walks after katsklaw
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<katsklaw> so what are you wanting in a shell and how much do you think is fair for it?
<Vash> a blow job from a dollar whore, and a kitten?
<katsklaw> wrong type of account bitch ;P
<Vash> OH WRONG WINDOW :o
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<Jobe-Away> im just not all here
<katsklaw> that's not a news flash
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<&mojoist> Vash it's time for your daily anal banging, pull your pants down
* &Vash reluctently pulls his pants down :(
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<Amanda-Work> Shh I just woke up
<Amanda-Work> AND dropped an external dvd rom drive on my toe
<chaz> you were sleeping with it?
<chaz> that's how serious you take security of data? =p
<Amanda-Work> Yes.
<Amanda-Work> I also store pen drives in my hoo hoo.
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<%Jobe> [21:15:21] < Code> I need somethign simple for n00bs <- then an IRC server of any kind isnt for you
< Code> >:(
< Code> I configed the file for unreal
< Code> but anope is hard
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* ^Kitty^ strokes his one and only ball
< heinz> oooo kinky
<^Kitty^> I'm bored
<^Kitty^> :/
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<GeniusDex> as said, my left hand consists mainly of my middle finger
<Cyd> ohh GeniusDex
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<%Viper> blah 800 lines of code just to put chanserv in a channel...
<+haltdef> O_o
<Sheepeep> The hell?
* +haltdef strokes Sheepeep
<%Viper> mind you, i haven't even started testing yet... so will probably even grow
* %Viper thinks it s a bit overkill
<Sheepeep> Dude, don't say that while I'm unzipping
<%Viper> lmfao
<Sheepeep> That goes for both of you
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<DukePyrolator> your german is worse than the english of a turk ;)
<Deadboys> probably
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<+bird603568> THE INTERNETS IS FULL OF SYN
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<~katsklaw> good news for Vash .. he should be able to have sex by the year 2050: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,301717,00.html
<&Jobe> lol
<@Vadtec> lol
<@Vadtec> i read that earlier today
< Shen|work> Lol..
* Vash reads :(
<&Vash> haha.. :(
<&Vash> i wonder what sorts of lubricants i'd have to use.
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<~katsklaw> Vash, we are what we eat .. which is why you are a huge cock ;)
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<+Martin> I wish someone would create a computer virus called aids
<+Martin> "AIDS infects 9,000,000,000 PCs by exploiting an unprotected back door in Windows XP"
<+Martin> "Microsoft has been bending over to patch it"
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[(katsklaw@ircd):~]: make sense
make: don't know how to make sense. Stop
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<&Vash> you can buy co.ck's pretty cheap anymore.
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<%[Nick]> thats the same as suckin dick
<%[Nick]> very salty
<%[Nick]> ahem
* [Nick] wanders off
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<Sheepeep> I highlight on fuckbuddy, FYI.
<mark> Why am I not surprised?
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amanda@anope: The idea is to attract customers, not wave moobs at them in hopes that you'll catch the attention of the ones with ADD :/
chaz@anope: we'd offer a hugs and kisses server service.
amanda@anope: Do I even want to know?
amanda@anope: Is this like...reading goodnight moon to the DC at night then lights out time hugs and kisses?
chaz@anope: no it'd be a pr stunt to show we care.
amanda@anope: Who's a good little Quad core? YOU AREEEEEEEEE *pat pat pat*
chaz@anope: or more appropriately "coo coo, who's making all that noise with their psu fans!"
amanda@anope: Awwww someone's not getting any packets tonight! Bad server
amanda@anope: Bad
chaz@anope: none patching for you naughty server
chaz@anope: oh you're getting a kernel upgrade for that one Mister.
chaz@anope: being grounded is a chroot
chaz@anope: past curfew is a soft quota.
chaz@anope: coming home in a patrol car is a hard quota
amanda@anope: Aww, little Blade cant come out to play today...hes come down with a rootkit
chaz@anope: LMAO
chaz@anope: oh fuck me that's brilliance.
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<PeterPowell> lucy doesnt seem to realise that when she asks me to read through her C++ i dont have a clue what it does :x
<PeterPowell> the joys of having a girlfriend who is an uber geek :x
<Trystan> they are fun to have.. can have "geek sex"
<PeterPowell> i know!
<PeterPowell> :P
<PeterPowell> she wants to "compile my fantasies"
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<+haltdef> didn't realize it was so huge :O
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< Liber> There should be a way to bind to messages sent by Anope, as well as received
<@zomg> There should be a way to kill Liber with a spoon
* ElementalAlchemist gets the spoon magnifier.
< Liber> ...
<@zomg> Whale ho!
<@zomg> Fetch the harspoons lads!
< Liber> So there isnt a way to bind to sent messages?
<@zomg> Dont know...cant check now. I'm whaling
< ElementalAlchemist> O_O
<@zomg> Thar she blows!
* zomg lobs a spoon at Liber
< Liber> ...
* Liber rolls his eyes
<@zomg> His eyes have rolled back into his head! We've won lads!
* zomg mounts Liber's head above her mantle
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< Trystan> error in life.exe can not exit process
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