Monday, 10 December 2018, 17:11
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Quote: 414; Rating: 2; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 06th December 2018
<anonymous> Having a clap on clap off light in the bedroom turns rough sex into a rave
Quote: 413; Rating: -2; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 22nd November 2018
<zchrykng> Off to dinner for me. See you all later.
* NeoBogan swipes a plateful from zchrykng's table
<NeoBogan> it's lasagne, right? :)
<zchrykng>  NeoBogan: bison burgers from Ted's
<NeoBogan> never had bison burger before
* NeoBogan devours
<zchrykng> A lot like beef, leaner more flavor.
<NeoBogan> so would be good in lasagne or spagbol
<NeoBogan> good to know :)
<NeoBogan> pity we don't get bison in NZ :(
<zchrykng> At least the only deadly animals you have are imported.
* NeoBogan checks the customs manifest
<NeoBogan> no, we don't import our politicians...
<zchrykng> Hah
Quote: 412; Rating: 6; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 20th November 2018
<SpikeTheCat> Who would train them anyway? It's so much more fun to burn people at the wikistake.
<NeoBogan> gotta be better than nailing them to the wikicifix
<SpikeTheCat> If you do that it turns them into Jesus, though.
<NeoBogan> the ultimate hide and seek champion
<NeoBogan> 2000+ years later, people are still asking "Have you found Jesus?"
Quote: 411; Rating: 3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 08th November 2018
<daniel2> you dirty old man
<PingBad> how can I be dirty? I'm not long out of the shower
<PingBad> suppose I better get dressed on the account of a lady in the audience
<PingBad> sorry manda
<Amanda> I mean..."lady"
<Amanda> I have girl parts and shit but lady is a stretch
<PingBad> it was either that or "hag" - take your pick
<PingBad> :P
Quote: 410; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 05th November 2018
<paladox>  /kb SockBogan for abuse of power
<SockBogan> and what power is that?
* SockBogan welds paladox to a substation transformer
<paladox> heh
<ThanksideMiners> brb, dinner
Quote: 409; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 05th November 2018
<+JohnLewis> For now
<NeoBogan> we have
<icinga-miraheze> RECOVERY
Quote: 408; Rating: 1; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 31st October 2018
<Duck> it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
Quote: 407; Rating: 6; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 12th October 2018
* strawberry (~strawberr@unaffiliated/strawberry) has joined #wikipedia-en
<strawberry> greetings
<NeoBogan> must... resist...
<NeoBogan> temptation... too... strong...
<NeoBogan> oh, to hell with it!
<jubo2> give in!
* NeoBogan jams strawberry
<jubo2> ahaha.. good wordplay pun
<strawberry> I do not approve
<strawberry> :)
Quote: 405; Rating: -2; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 26th February 2018
< Nothing\> i just noticed i can hear my cordless mouse emitting a very high pitched noise every so often
< Jobe> so
< Jobe> what youre saying is
< Jobe> your mouse is squeaking
Quote: 404; Rating: -6; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 26th February 2018
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Quote: 403; Rating: 3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 25th October 2017
<%Cronus> i think its time we search up dax quotes on anopequotes.org
<dax> go for it
<dax> some real goldie ones in there too
<%Cronus> there are
<Techman> I've never made it to the hall of fame
< *> Techman shits out a golden quote
<Techman> okay, stick that in there Cronus
Quote: 402; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 15th September 2017
<+Nick> im ot stoopid :P
<+Nick> ok i am
<+Nick> stoopid*
<+Nick> wait
<+Nick> see
<+Nick> not*
Quote: 401; Rating: 13; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 27th March 2017
<dax> am I alone in thinking that README documents should have ASCII porn in them?
<dax> people would pay more fucking attention if they did
<Erik> lol
<Erik> too bad someone would end up using some stupid proportional font and ruin the pr0nz
<dax> I was thinking having something at the end of the README a link to a page where you fill out a quiz (where the answers are found in the README file) that if succesfully completed rewards the luser with pr0n and a rickroll if they phail
<Erik> ascii goatse if they fail
<dax> "Congratulations, you have configured unrealircd - for free porn, please complete the survey at this link: ...."
<dax> what if they like goatse?
<Erik> idk ascii tubgirl?
<dax> the question still stands
<Erik> cant please everyone
<dax> if it involves naked orifices there is bound to be someone who'll get off to it
<dax> nobody wanks over a rickroll
Quote: 400; Rating: 17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 27th March 2017
<Jellis1> ehte, how is the README doing?
<Jellis1> It's probably in /dev/null like most things we hand out :/
<dax> a blowjob never goes to /dev/null
<dax> just saying...
Quote: 399; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 27th March 2017
<Jellis1> administrating systems/servers/... is not -THAT- easy, that's why most of us are addicted to some type of coffee or beer xD
* dax is still attempting to invent caffienated beer
<dax> birds and stones...
<Jellis1> oh the day you do
<dax> or alcoholic coffee
<Jellis1> PLEASE let me know
<Jellis1> xD
<dax> I'll sell stocks in the company that licenses the recipe
<Jellis1> ah since I am in fact your best friend, and you stole the idea from me, you'll give me 50% shares right?
<Jellis1> reminds me of the Social Network
<Jellis1> xD
<dax> sure
<dax> I'll share 50% of the recipe with you
<dax> :)
<Jellis1> whahahaha
<Jellis1> touche!
Quote: 398; Rating: 10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 27th March 2017
[03:11:43] <ehte> hello
[03:11:47] <ehte> i am having issues
[03:11:51] <ehte> can someone please help
[03:12:10] <dax> use your other hand
[03:13:08] <dax> ok, seriously, what's the issue, ehte
Quote: 397; Rating: 8; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 23rd March 2017
<@Viper> i was bad, but now i am suddenly happy
<@Viper> for the next 15 secs
Quote: 396; Rating: 13; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 27th February 2017
* LukeFlynn was an atheme user then, but now I know where I'm supposed to be.
Quote: 395; Rating: 19; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 25th January 2017
* DukePyrolator gives channel half-operator status to SaberUK
<DukePyrolator> because she is a girl!
<RipZ> Favouritism /_(*~*)_\     ;)
<SaberUK> \msg DukePyrolator thanks for the halfop i'll be around to give you the sex i promised as a bribe later
<SaberUK> shit!
<haltdef> :o
<DukePyrolator> :D
Quote: 394; Rating: 3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 24th January 2017
<Techman> I appreciate the help SaberUK and Viper gave me a few months ago
<Techman> Finally got my foot in the door for writing C++, and using the Anope API
<Techman> I don't remember what Cronus taught me, if anything at all
<Cronus> to know when to shut your fucking mouth
Quote: 393; Rating: 0; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 15th January 2017
<%chaz> wtf is five guys
<%chaz> other than a bad porno
<%Cronus> burger place
<%chaz> sounds gay
<haltdef> you'd love it then
<%chaz> touche.
<%Cronus> BOOM
<%chaz> dick.
<%chaz> sigh
<%chaz> just realised that didnt help my case
<haltdef> YOUR FAVOURITE
<haltdef> :D
<%Cronus> lololololpl
<%chaz> my next line of fuck you and all of your mates wasn't much better
Quote: 392; Rating: 30; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 12th February 2016
* dax rattles pancakes
* pancakes looks confused
* dax waits 5 seconds for the froth to settle
* dax pours dan a milkshake from pancakes' boob
{ & | dan } ty
{ dax } bon apetite dan
{ dax } it's mammory flavoured
{ dax } el naturale
{ pancakes } Young fresh cool milk
{ pancakes } :)
{ dax } shaken, not stirred
Quote: 391; Rating: 27; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 21st August 2015
* Joins: nhoya [~nhoya@Clk-1916B708.trueleet.com] [0 Clones]
* UnrealHelper sets mode: +b nhoya!*@*
* nhoya was kicked by UnrealHelper [Failed Quiz. You may take the quiz again after 24 hours.]
Quote: 390; Rating: 31; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 19th June 2015
* Cronus licks Yoerger
* @Yoerger hides in a corner
<DukePyrolator> you can stay here and lick and kiss and hold you all the day
* DukePyrolator (DukePyrolat@dp.anope.org) has left #gay
Quote: 389; Rating: 18; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 18th April 2015
<Urine_Bubbles> Women have smaller hands to make the penis feel bigger, and men have bigger hands to make the vagina feel tighter, both boosting the ego of the opposite gender.
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