Monday, 18 February 2019, 16:36
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Quote: 426; Rating: 2; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 18th February 2019
* +paladox looks at WorkBogan / NeoBogan
<+paladox> How’s ya day been?
<@WorkBogan> well, I’m hungry... for rookieflambe
<@WorkBogan> with marshmallows on a spit as the apetiser
<+paladox> So get it WorkBogan
<+paladox> :)
<@WorkBogan> very well
* @WorkBogan ignites paladox then proceedes to skewer a series of marshmallows on kebab stakes while waiting patiently for the flames to reach peak intensity
<+paladox> Lol
<@WorkBogan> you literally asked for that, paladox
<@WorkBogan> you have nobody to blame but yourself
<+paladox> How?
<+paladox> Oh
<+paladox> 02:13 @WorkBogan: well, I’m hungry... for rookieflambe
<+paladox> Lol
Quote: 425; Rating: 2; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 16th February 2019
<TxHadriel> you got facebook?
<@NeoBogan> have I chopped my balls off with a bandsaw?
<@NeoBogan> a rusty bandsaw, no less
<TxHadriel> lmao
Quote: 424; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 07th February 2019
<TxHadriel> my job sucks....but im not ready to flip to a new company yet
<@NeoBogan> try being a hoover technician
<@NeoBogan> then you can really say your job sucks
<TxHadriel> the vacuum's?
<TxHadriel> haha
<@NeoBogan> either that or fluffer
<TxHadriel> my brother was a door to door salesmen for Kirby (high end old school heavy as fuck) vacuums
<TxHadriel> poor kid lol
<@NeoBogan> only one of those vacancies will you ever see in a newspaper under “Help Wanted”
<TxHadriel> indeed
<@NeoBogan> your brother’s job... at least he got shitloads of physical exercise
<TxHadriel> yeah, well he didn't do it very long
<TxHadriel> i think he realised it was a scam within the first month
<@NeoBogan> paid on commission, right?
<TxHadriel> correct
<@NeoBogan> yep, a scam
<TxHadriel> and a low commission at that
<@NeoBogan> of course it does lend opportunity to offer a unique sales pitch
<TxHadriel> a $2,000 USD vacuum ffs
<TxHadriel> no one buys that kinda shit anymore
<@NeoBogan> “Hi there, does your vacuum suck? Like really really suck? You sure? Meet the suckiest vacuum on this side of the patent office!”
<TxHadriel> lmao
<@NeoBogan> it’s all about the delivery
<TxHadriel> i reckon ya be right
<@NeoBogan> “Does your husband complain about lack of TLC most nights, but you can’t be bothered redoing your lipstick? Have I got a solution for you!”
<TxHadriel> oh jeez
Quote: 423; Rating: 2; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 23rd January 2019
<+paladox> Jobe are you a paid porn actress?
Quote: 422; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 20th January 2019
<rhinosf1> Has anyone seen Oshwah? Looks like a few days off to me, well deserved!!
<NotASpy> he's a lazy fuck, doesn't do anything to warrant a few days off
<rhinosf1> NotASpy - Oshwah always helps me on here.
<NotASpy> it's a mirage, he's not really helping you. He's a master of illusion.
<rhinosf1> NotASpy - well, He's very good with (blocking) new users.
<NotASpy> that's the easiest thing any admin can do, just sit and hit F5 on the new user list. That's slacking off. I bet Oshwah doesn't even hit refresh himself, I bet he has a button presser to do it for him, such is his lazyness.
<rhinosf1> Maybe but when I first started editing he advised on IRC Clients and helped me get pending changes. I found what I've learnt since first interacting with him very helpful.
<NotASpy> he's probably better at that teaching stuff that me, I'll give him that
<AntiComposite> NotASpy's "teaching method" is quite something.
<NotASpy> AntiComposite: it's a carrot and stick model
<NotASpy> firstly, the carrot is shoved up someone's arse, then the stick is inserted about half way. The protruding half is broken off and then used to beat the person around the head. Carrot and stick. See.
Quote: 421; Rating: 5; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 16th January 2019
<Welp> I was mashing Shift+Z  in the irc and this kid next to me thought that I was coding :P
<FoxsideMiners> Wat?
<FoxsideMiners> what does Shit+Z do?
<Welp> uppercase z?
<FoxsideMiners> oh
Quote: 420; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 11th January 2019
<FoxsideMiners> The ability to see logs even if the server restarted
<FoxsideMiners> The logs were always there
<FoxsideMiners> but they weren’t showing up because SQL was missing.
<SQL> FoxsideMiners: I'm not missing!
Quote: 419; Rating: 9; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 29th December 2018
<@Jobe> yup, im broken, just looked at my desk and was wondering where my watch was, turns out it was right where you'd expect a watch to be, on my wrist
Quote: 418; Rating: 3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 21st December 2018
< Jobe> its when Santa becomes drug addled you need to worry
< Guesser> becomes?
< Jobe> nobody is born drug addled
< Guesser> he lives at the north pole dreses in a red suit, and thinks reindeer can fly
< enhanox> I can only imagine Santa would have to be wired to the gills
< enhanox> he's not getting all those deliveries done on a cup of coffee, is he?
< enhanox> he's definitely got a CD case or two in that sleigh with white lines all over it
Quote: 417; Rating: -1; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 19th December 2018
<IDoH> Phishing Wikipedians sounds like a bad idea. We're pretty smart.
* k1wi reels IDoH in
<k1wi> oooh! I got a guppy!
<+Oshwah> lol
* k1wi gets the fire going
<+Oshwah> LOL... us... smart....
<IDoH> k1wi: Correction, you got a horse. ;-)
<k1wi> ok, so I'm going to need a hell of a rotissary for this
<k1wi> fine fine...
<IDoH> LOL
* k1wi drags over the rotissary and sets it up
<+Oshwah> The same site where admin accounts get compromised and trolls have a shopping spree of disruption on the site till a Stew kills it.
<IDoH> Oshwah: Well, some of us are, anyways. The rest are being cooked over a camp fire.
<+Oshwah> Right. We're definitely smart editors lol
<k1wi> horse stew, gotcha
<+Oshwah> IDoH: LOL
Quote: 416; Rating: 3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 17th December 2018
<ToBeCloud> ah, that was supposed to be an example. Well, try to identify a patroller "by behavior". Oh, he acts like Oshwah. Proof: Issuing warning templates
<AfroThundr|wiki> By that metric we are all socks of Oshwah
<NeoBogan> perhaps so, AfroThundr|wiki. Cold feet he'll never get
<NeoBogan> unless he accidentally inverts a previously full pint
<AfroThundr|wiki> WorkBogan: lol
Quote: 415; Rating: 2; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 17th December 2018
<@Jobe> I did say I could outwhore you
* @NeoBogan throws Jobe onto a street corner
<@NeoBogan> finally, I can make some money off your ass
<@NeoBogan> whore
Quote: 414; Rating: 7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 06th December 2018
<anonymous> Having a clap on clap off light in the bedroom turns rough sex into a rave
Quote: 413; Rating: 1; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 22nd November 2018
<zchrykng> Off to dinner for me. See you all later.
* NeoBogan swipes a plateful from zchrykng's table
<NeoBogan> it's lasagne, right? :)
<zchrykng>  NeoBogan: bison burgers from Ted's
<NeoBogan> never had bison burger before
* NeoBogan devours
<zchrykng> A lot like beef, leaner more flavor.
<NeoBogan> so would be good in lasagne or spagbol
<NeoBogan> good to know :)
<NeoBogan> pity we don't get bison in NZ :(
<zchrykng> At least the only deadly animals you have are imported.
* NeoBogan checks the customs manifest
<NeoBogan> no, we don't import our politicians...
<zchrykng> Hah
Quote: 412; Rating: 9; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 20th November 2018
<SpikeTheCat> Who would train them anyway? It's so much more fun to burn people at the wikistake.
<NeoBogan> gotta be better than nailing them to the wikicifix
<SpikeTheCat> If you do that it turns them into Jesus, though.
<NeoBogan> the ultimate hide and seek champion
<NeoBogan> 2000+ years later, people are still asking "Have you found Jesus?"
Quote: 411; Rating: 6; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 08th November 2018
<daniel2> you dirty old man
<PingBad> how can I be dirty? I'm not long out of the shower
<PingBad> suppose I better get dressed on the account of a lady in the audience
<PingBad> sorry manda
<Amanda> I mean..."lady"
<Amanda> I have girl parts and shit but lady is a stretch
<PingBad> it was either that or "hag" - take your pick
<PingBad> :P
Quote: 410; Rating: 7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 05th November 2018
<paladox>  /kb SockBogan for abuse of power
<SockBogan> and what power is that?
* SockBogan welds paladox to a substation transformer
<paladox> heh
<ThanksideMiners> brb, dinner
Quote: 409; Rating: 7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 05th November 2018
<+JohnLewis> For now
<NeoBogan> we have
<icinga-miraheze> RECOVERY
Quote: 408; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 31st October 2018
<Duck> it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
Quote: 407; Rating: 7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 12th October 2018
* strawberry (~strawberr@unaffiliated/strawberry) has joined #wikipedia-en
<strawberry> greetings
<NeoBogan> must... resist...
<NeoBogan> temptation... too... strong...
<NeoBogan> oh, to hell with it!
<jubo2> give in!
* NeoBogan jams strawberry
<jubo2> ahaha.. good wordplay pun
<strawberry> I do not approve
<strawberry> :)
Quote: 405; Rating: -3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 26th February 2018
< Nothing\> i just noticed i can hear my cordless mouse emitting a very high pitched noise every so often
< Jobe> so
< Jobe> what youre saying is
< Jobe> your mouse is squeaking
Quote: 404; Rating: -11; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 26th February 2018
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Quote: 403; Rating: 1; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 25th October 2017
<%Cronus> i think its time we search up dax quotes on anopequotes.org
<dax> go for it
<dax> some real goldie ones in there too
<%Cronus> there are
<Techman> I've never made it to the hall of fame
< *> Techman shits out a golden quote
<Techman> okay, stick that in there Cronus
Quote: 402; Rating: 3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 15th September 2017
<+Nick> im ot stoopid :P
<+Nick> ok i am
<+Nick> stoopid*
<+Nick> wait
<+Nick> see
<+Nick> not*
Quote: 401; Rating: 12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 27th March 2017
<dax> am I alone in thinking that README documents should have ASCII porn in them?
<dax> people would pay more fucking attention if they did
<Erik> lol
<Erik> too bad someone would end up using some stupid proportional font and ruin the pr0nz
<dax> I was thinking having something at the end of the README a link to a page where you fill out a quiz (where the answers are found in the README file) that if succesfully completed rewards the luser with pr0n and a rickroll if they phail
<Erik> ascii goatse if they fail
<dax> "Congratulations, you have configured unrealircd - for free porn, please complete the survey at this link: ...."
<dax> what if they like goatse?
<Erik> idk ascii tubgirl?
<dax> the question still stands
<Erik> cant please everyone
<dax> if it involves naked orifices there is bound to be someone who'll get off to it
<dax> nobody wanks over a rickroll
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