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Quote: 205; Rating: -31; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 19th December 2008
< Liber> i feel like you're about to ask me to be a lab rat for something.
<@Jobe> wanna test something?
Quote: 185; Rating: -23; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 31st October 2008
<Jobe> fucking Java
<haltdef> pics
<mark> ^^^
<Andrew> i bet that burns.
Quote: 187; Rating: -23; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 03rd November 2008
<Vash> unless you drink full cream...
Quote: 5; Rating: -20; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 25th August 2007
* Joins: Finland (Finland@your-1500CA11.fnsce701.dsl.brasiltelecom.net.br)
<Finland> Viper n00bie
<Finland> Because no you do not breed the /bostserv request?...... Equal the hostserv request!
<Finland> The botserv request he should be only one optimal creation!
<+Viper> uh?
<Jobe-Away> :O
* Jobe-Away thinks that's through a translator/mutilator
<+Viper> lol
<Jobe-Away> hai Viper
<+Viper> i breed ?
<Jobe-Away> you do?
<Jobe-Away> does your partner know?
<+Viper> lol he said so
<+Viper> no :p
<Jobe-Away> and there's a /bostserv request command in Anope?
<Jobe-Away> :S
<+Viper> not to my knowledge
<Jobe-Away> would be a nice module to allow requests for additional bots
<+Viper> dang!
<Jobe-Away> but a good network would reject most on the grounds of unneccesary
<Jobe-Away> ;)
<+Viper> did you have to say that ? :p
<Jobe-Away> why? you tempted to code a module like that?
* Jobe-Away is now known as Jobe
* Botox sets mode: +h Jobe
<+Viper> lol i shouldn't
<+Viper> but then again it might be more usefull then playing minesweeper ;)
<%Jobe> true
Quote: 288; Rating: -19; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 08th March 2011
<Cooldude170> I actually had a directory called /plzdontlook/osht/nop0rnhere on my VPS.
Quote: 327; Rating: -19; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 07th August 2012
#anope
mooncup has been kicked from #anope by Hal9000: onahhaha auspport shannel how siylly
mooncup has joined #anope
<@Hal9000> didnt knw i have power in #anoep nicea hahahah
<@Hal9000> cna io ban myself=
<%chaz> pls
Hal9000 has set mode +b *!*Hal9000@*.hsi.kabel-badenwuerttemberg.de
Hal9000 has been kicked from #anope by Hal9000: tgzhgjhmv

then in #denora
<&Hal9000> damn i mabned myself on anope
<&Hal9000> this is an irc protocol flaw
Quote: 32; Rating: -18; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 28th September 2007
Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Awfully big moustache.
Quote: 189; Rating: -18; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 08th November 2008
< sigh> ROB
< sigh> IM IN!
Quote: 365; Rating: -18; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 08th December 2013
<%Cronus> the fuck is a Yoerger ;p
Quote: 23; Rating: -17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
< Trystan> Trystan can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 6 times. <---- all that poking is getting me some where
Quote: 316; Rating: -17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 22nd December 2011
{ dax } feature request: make PC/server/shell spontaneously explode (or rm -rf /, whichever is more practical) whenever someone tries to use Anope without reading all the documentation
{ @ | Viper } seconded
{ & | Botox } thirded
{ dax } fourthed and fifth'd here
{ ~ | DukePyrolator } ...
{ @ | Viper } dp, how many votes does a proposal need before implementation?
{ @ | Viper } :p
{ ~ | DukePyrolator } only one. MY vote! :p
Quote: 60; Rating: -16; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 12th October 2007
-NickServ- Unknown command help.  "/msg NickServ HELP" for help.
Quote: 345; Rating: -16; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 15th May 2013
* brandon (WHY@teranova-b0d7f117.res.rr.com) has joined #anope
<brandon> simple n00b question.
<brandon> I installed anope for windows
<brandon> anope 1.9.8
<brandon> and after i did all the configure files
<brandon> hold on before i go any further.
<haltdef> the suspense is killing me
<Takkun> lol
<brandon> nevermind
<brandon> I only downloaded one .dll file that was missing
<brandon> not both
Quote: 359; Rating: -16; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 31st October 2013
<dax|Office> we coders are a misunderstood lot
<Cronus> too bad i dont code
<Cronus> i just play one on github
<dax|Office> as well as you play the role of the responsible human being, right?
<Cronus> ouch
Quote: 96; Rating: -15; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 20th November 2007
<Vash> i once broke a computer installing fbsd
<Jobe> lmfao
<katsklaw> vash you could break an anvil withe a rubber hammer
Quote: 284; Rating: -15; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 19th January 2011
<hexy> hello
<katsklaw> hello
<hexy> what are you wearing?
<katsklaw> nothing
<hexy> and what are you rubbing with your hands?
<katsklaw> my /ignore button
<hexy> hahaha
<hexy> ok, take care
* Quits: hexy (hexy@hidden-12345678.kthopen.kth.se) (Quit: Leaving)
Quote: 324; Rating: -15; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 27th May 2012
<%chaz> 'nother happy customer.
<%chaz> where's my beer.
* schorpioen22 points at the cooler
* chaz points at the legs
<%chaz> you :(
* schorpioen22 gives chaz a nice cold beer
Quote: 58; Rating: -14; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 12th October 2007
--> Explicit has joined this channel (enforcer@56A48008.44822B68.BE8371C1.IP).
<Explicit> can smbd help with anope?
<Explicit> CAN ANYBODY HELP with ANOPE?????
<Cyd> IF ANYBODY KNEW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM WAS MAYBE THEY COULD HELP
<Cyd> THEY ARE NOT MIND READERS
<Cyd> :)?
<Explicit> MAY BE THAY WOULD SAY "YES" FIRSTLY!
<Explicit> (=
<Cyd> Maybe you should learn manners, and notice caps are annoying.
<Explicit> ok
<Cyd> :)
<Explicit> so the error i get is "Read error from Server: Unknown error: 0 (error num 0)"
<Explicit> [cs_appendtopic] Unloaded successfully
<Explicit> hs_request un-loaded
<Explicit> And it's not documented
<Explicit> so now can smbd help???
<Cyd> Say please.
<Explicit> =))
<Explicit> Pleasee, very much
<Explicit> what else?
<Cyd> With a cherry on top.
<Explicit> o_O?
<Cyd> Say it.
<Explicit> With a cherry on top
<Explicit> Please
<Explicit> enough??
<Explicit> ))
<Cyd> I have no idea what the problem is, and I think everyone is afk :)
Quote: 51; Rating: -13; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 07th October 2007
* Jobe cant be bothered to remember
< haltdef> eh?
<%Jobe> :D
< haltdef> I believe that's called forgotten :P
Quote: 171; Rating: -13; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 24th September 2008
<+haltdef> still huge, good to know
Quote: 260; Rating: -13; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 01st February 2010
<Global> OperServ: Rozza: logonnews add English Only! - Anyone caught speaking any other language WILL be disconnected from the network.
<Smith> ConclusiĆ³n
* Disconnected
* Attempting to rejoin channel #services
* Rejoined channel #services
* Topic is 'Service Admins+ Only'
Conclusion: raw is abusive
<Rozza> which
<Rozza> it is not
<Rozza> 'nuff said
Quote: 88; Rating: -12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 12th November 2007
<@Vash> I'd be happy with a blow job and a kitten. but meh
<@Vash> actually
<@Vash> more or less the kitten
<@Vash> they're fun
<~katsklaw> well I'll give you a kitten and you give me a blowjob
<@Vash> meh :p
<@Vash> I'll pass.
<@Vash> Meh I know if i say 'giving head gives me heartburn' it will be quoted. *Is not sexually active, or gay*
<~katsklaw> that's not what you said last night
Quote: 214; Rating: -12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 12th January 2009
<@choirboy> I feel a great disatisfaction within my bowels.
<@choirboy> I do what i have to have sex with a stick
Quote: 297; Rating: -12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 07th June 2011
* Quits: DeaMoN (Hell@AD410F.CBE657.F3D2FD.C30377) (Quit: If you are seeing this message please turn of your computer as soon as possible to prevent harm to your brain!)
<Viper> i 'd rather he used that quit message as an on-join message... ^.^
Quote: 161; Rating: -11; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 03rd August 2008
<@Jobe> bend over
<@Jobe> its time
< Amanda> SEXY
* Vash grabs his ankles
* Tidus removes the butt plug
<@Vash> tidus.. is that one glass or wooden?
<@Tidus> wooden, you don't deserve glass
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