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Quote: 347; Rating: 10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 19th May 2013
{ May } phones, blondes, computers, power grid...
{ May } you have no idea how much they mean to you until they go down on you
{ @ | Jan } lol
{ May } I get the feeling I should have squeezed "Jobe" into that series of terms there...
{ @ | Jan } lmao
Quote: 156; Rating: 3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 16th June 2008
<Amanda> !blame small penis
* Botox blames small penis
<Jobe> :(
Quote: 128; Rating: 14; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 06th March 2008
<Liber> Lol, who's the girl then?
<Sheepeep> Liber: A Czech one. ^_^
<mark> So she's a czechmate?
Quote: 224; Rating: -14; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 27th February 2009
<@tar-xvf> !seen God
<&Botox> God is on the channel right now (as Rob) !
Quote: 235; Rating: 34; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 10th May 2009
<~Eck[Laptop]> grr fat finjger syndrome
Quote: 419; Rating: 13; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 29th December 2018
<@Jobe> yup, im broken, just looked at my desk and was wondering where my watch was, turns out it was right where you'd expect a watch to be, on my wrist
Quote: 237; Rating: -10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 12th May 2009
<%Eck> Teressa: bang it a few times
<%Eck> works for me
Quote: 394; Rating: 3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 24th January 2017
<Techman> I appreciate the help SaberUK and Viper gave me a few months ago
<Techman> Finally got my foot in the door for writing C++, and using the Anope API
<Techman> I don't remember what Cronus taught me, if anything at all
<Cronus> to know when to shut your fucking mouth
Quote: 182; Rating: 17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 25th October 2008
< Niklas> i cant do it. i have made it since yesterday, but i cant do it :-(
<+haltdef> kill yourself
* haltdef is helpful
< Niklas> thx for your help
-!- Niklas [admin@anope-EC227E66.t.pppool.de] has left #anope [:-(]
Quote: 242; Rating: 35; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 29th May 2009
<+TheKing> i figured something out
<+TheKing> 3 + 3 + 3 = 9
Quote: 151; Rating: 31; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 30th May 2008
<Snooopy`> Does Anyone Know HTML?
<%Viper> mm
<Amanda> I know...but it works ^_^
<@katsklaw> Snooopy`, no but I've dated his sister
<%Viper> :p
<Snooopy`> Does Anyone Know How To Code HTML Script?
<Snooopy`> for a website
<Amanda> google does
<@katsklaw> Snooopy`, ask elsewhere .. we only support Anope
<%Viper> html is no script... it s a markup language
<Snooopy`> i know
<Snooopy`> i cant figure out how to put buttens side by side
<@katsklaw> http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com
<Snooopy`> lo
<Snooopy`> l
<Snooopy`> that is a website
<Amanda> Yeah...
<Snooopy`> bart simson is on it
<Snooopy`>  http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com
<Snooopy`> lol
<Snooopy`> i clicked it
<Snooopy`> hes on it
<+haltdef> -_-
<Amanda> orly?
<%Viper> there is such a thing as spans's btw
<%Viper> lol
<@katsklaw> that's called "a clue"
Quote: 125; Rating: 2; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 05th March 2008
< Sheepeep> I can't believe I just ended up crying because of Vista.
Quote: 232; Rating: 5; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 12th May 2009
< Boris> Jobe: Everybody dies frustrated and sad and that is beautiful.
< Boris> !K boris die.
-!- Boris was kicked from #invicta by CServe [(Boris) die.]
Quote: 37; Rating: 45; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 29th September 2007
<Jobe>: I didnt design the layout
<Jobe>: I just copied it
Quote: 350; Rating: 24; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 27th June 2013
(dax) ? failure
(dax) never more spoken has a truth been :)
(wheybags) ? ?
(wheybags) ? a
(~DukePyrolator) ** fail
(~DukePyrolator) ? ifail
(~DukePyrolator) ?? ifail
(~DukePyrolator) I'm sure this was added by amanda
(dax) step up, duke
(dax) take the credit for your misdeed
(dax) coward
(~DukePyrolator) ?? ifail
(~DukePyrolator) oh, "P"
(~DukePyrolator) Perihelion?
(Takkun) perv
(dax) patricia
(dax) aka duchesspyrolator
(dax) nothing surprises me anymore
Quote: 62; Rating: 54; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 16th October 2007
< _MATT> stupid clever people
< _MATT> :(
Quote: 400; Rating: 17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 27th March 2017
<Jellis1> ehte, how is the README doing?
<Jellis1> It's probably in /dev/null like most things we hand out :/
<dax> a blowjob never goes to /dev/null
<dax> just saying...
Quote: 361; Rating: 20; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 09th November 2013
<Mietzie> I'm very very very modern, I go with the time
<Mietzie> I have a floppy disk!
<Sveta> people who have floppy disks move the data to hdds i gues
Quote: 248; Rating: 10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 04th July 2009
<+Martin> I wish someone would create a computer virus called aids
<+Martin> "AIDS infects 9,000,000,000 PCs by exploiting an unprotected back door in Windows XP"
<+Martin> "Microsoft has been bending over to patch it"
Quote: 173; Rating: 15; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 29th September 2008
Amanda:» Hmm, I should probably eat today right?
Amanda:» That's what people do nowadays
Malaptop:» unless u r a robot
Amanda:» Hmm, nah...not smart enough
peer:» I just had some spaghetti bolognese
Amanda:» So maybe my programmer was a moron
** Amanda beeps
Malaptop:» touche
peer:» Amanda's to fail to be a robot.
Amanda:» I wanted to be...a lumberjack! :(
peer:» and I wanted to be the axe ;)
Amanda:» I'm not going to wrap my hands around your shaft.
Quote: 34; Rating: 33; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 28th September 2007
<+bird603568> THE INTERNETS IS FULL OF SYN
Quote: 348; Rating: -10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 11th June 2013
<eXile_> is there a very simple config file as an exmaple around somewhere?
<@Adam> yes, its called example.conf
Quote: 286; Rating: 10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 03rd March 2011
Bennoy [Bennoy@3C0EA4.EA882C.74DD5A.64D57B] has joined #anope
< Bennoy> barney_gumble?
<~chaz> what is this, some kind of social networking site
<~chaz> pm him if you want to talk to him
< Bennoy> sorry
Bennoy [Bennoy@3C0EA4.EA882C.74DD5A.64D57B] has quit [Client exited]
Quote: 146; Rating: 12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 23rd May 2008
<windows> i know everything about irc
Quote: 189; Rating: -19; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 08th November 2008
< sigh> ROB
< sigh> IM IN!
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