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Quote: 191; Rating: 17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 10th November 2008
< peer> i has a usb floppy drive
< peer> :O
* chaz claps
<@Jobe-Work> peer: so do I
<@w00t> 3 & 1/4 inch no doubt, peer
<@w00t> poor showing.
<@Jobe-Work> its nothing big really
Quote: 139; Rating: 27; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 29th April 2008
< Sheepeep> This cheese tastes like cheese.
< Sheepeep> I think the problem was that I was expecting it not to.
Quote: 199; Rating: 5; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 22nd November 2008
-!- Arbe [fidelity@anope-47A89630.cable.ubr01.bath.blueyonder.co.uk] has quit [Quit: I QUIT IRC FOREVER]
<&Jobe> ANOTHER SOUL SAVED!
Quote: 389; Rating: 24; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 18th April 2015
<Urine_Bubbles> Women have smaller hands to make the penis feel bigger, and men have bigger hands to make the vagina feel tighter, both boosting the ego of the opposite gender.
Quote: 59; Rating: -2; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 13th October 2007
<Phoenix> :p
<Yates> :p
<Jobe> :p
<BlackWand> :p
Quote: 264; Rating: 18; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 16th March 2010
<CBX-AWAY> So did you follow ANY of Step 1 in WIN32.txt or did you just skip over that whole section?
* chaz looks for the ban hammer
<Jackster35> skip to 3)
<CBX-AWAY> Are you fucking stupid?
<Jackster35> -.-
<chaz> LMAO
<chaz> that's fantastic
Quote: 180; Rating: 15; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 22nd October 2008
* Jobe faps Amanda
<@Eck> "Network is unreachable"
<@Eck> :'(
Quote: 67; Rating: 27; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 21st October 2007
<~katsklaw> Vash, you know what 68 is?
<&Vash> no
<~katsklaw> you do me and I'll own you 1
<&Vash> You scare me :(
Quote: 82; Rating: 22; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 02nd November 2007
<@Vash> brb, doing what i don't want to do.
<~katsklaw> putting clothes on?
Quote: 103; Rating: 27; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 30th December 2007
<@Vash> join #fail
<@Vash> oh shit
<@Jobe> lmfao
<@Jobe> epic fail
Quote: 262; Rating: 20; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 15th February 2010
«hackers» i have question
«hackers» im first time here
«hackers» so
«hackers» if i would like to set up irc server on other irc site how do i do it
«hackers» sim like here
«hackers» or diferent
«hackers» also how is it posible to have irc log on auto
«hackers» please help
«GeniusDex» you have to accquire the correct build keys from the irc authority, get a flux capacitor subsytem, plug it in, fine-tuning the settings, let it be compiled, put the resulting components in the correct position, apply final adjustments and it's all done
«hackers» hmm
«hackers» but does all sites have saim irc log as looks on your or diferent
«hackers» every where
«digilante» depends on the model of flux capacitor you use
«hackers» thank you
«hackers» you people great
«hackers» also irc chat fantastic
«hackers» the best site ever
*** hackers (hackers@4FA96D32.E6834585.7C425855.IP) Quit (Quit: hackers)
Quote: 383; Rating: 28; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 21st December 2014
<%o{|Attila> dan its a hat you should wear one
<@o{|Adam> a santa hat not just a hat pfft
<%o{|Cronus> santa isnt real though
<@o{|Adam> he doesnt have to be real to have a hat
<%o{|Cronus> sorry kids
Quote: 131; Rating: 7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 22nd March 2008
<%Viper> devs sometimes need raw...
< Ste> what are devs for?
< Ste> and IRCservices can live without devs
Quote: 409; Rating: 9; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 05th November 2018
<+JohnLewis> For now
<NeoBogan> we have
<icinga-miraheze> RECOVERY
Quote: 209; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 31st December 2008
* Jobe bangs head
<shahjinn> ouch
Quote: 277; Rating: 12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 12th August 2010
* CyberBotX has morphed into CBX-PoweredDown
{ dax } finally!
* dax grabs the hookers, partybox, and brew
* @CBX-PoweredDown eats dax.
{ dax } I hope ya cooked me first
{ dax } otherwise you'll be chewing for hours
{ @ | CBX-PoweredDown } I don't need to chew.
{ dax } that practiced with deepthroating? :P
{ @ | DukePyrolator } dax: 1 cbx: 0
{ @ | CBX-PoweredDown } I think not.
* dax concurs with DP
Quote: 289; Rating: 21; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 28th April 2011
«dax» I wonder if chaz has that McGyver instinct
«dax» say all telecommunications infrastructure in the UK failed, he'd still get online using two tin cans, a length of nylon and a 2600Hz whistle just to be the only grump on Teranova
Quote: 64; Rating: 41; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 20th October 2007
<~katsklaw> Vash, we are what we eat .. which is why you are a huge cock ;)
Quote: 230; Rating: 38; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 13th April 2009
<@Jobe> haltdef: do me a favour
* haltdef bends over
Quote: 204; Rating: 8; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 02nd December 2008
»» peer »» :peer@escriptirc.info: joins #sex
«« lagrange «« :viz@anope-991C27EF.satx.res.rr.com: quits [Connection reset by peer]
&LolFail:» GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!
Quote: 400; Rating: 21; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 27th March 2017
<Jellis1> ehte, how is the README doing?
<Jellis1> It's probably in /dev/null like most things we hand out :/
<dax> a blowjob never goes to /dev/null
<dax> just saying...
Quote: 255; Rating: 9; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 26th December 2009
<~chaz> if I could spell I wouldn't be on irc.
Quote: 328; Rating: 35; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 07th August 2012
* Jobe strokes 'manda
<@Perihelion> Hmm, Jobe
<@Perihelion> You'll do!
<@Jobe> :D
* Jobe takes his creepy face off
<@Perihelion> >:3
Quote: 291; Rating: 19; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 01st May 2011
<+dax> my datacap has been blown
<+dax> so I've been speed limited to dialup rates :(
<+schorpioen22> dont download so much porn then
<+dax> I can't help it!
<+dax> porn involving Jobe is so amusing :(
<+dax> 15 minutes of "how do I get it in there?" followed by 20 seconds of "unf!" and another 30 minutes of her with this real dissapointed look on her face
<+dax> so amusing...
Quote: 370; Rating: 8; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 22nd January 2014
{ ! | Jobe } 8ball what is wrong with my email?
{ @ | Havyk } Outlook not so good.
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