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Quote: 303; Rating: 16; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 10th August 2011
«Josh_» In what language the conf files are written in
«Jobe» Josh_: the config files are written in English
Quote: 181; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 25th October 2008
* Edavis slaps Jobe with his centimeter-peter
< Edavis> Wow, that made it seem like mine was a centimeter
< Edavis> I fail :<
Quote: 372; Rating: 48; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 08th February 2014
{ & | Timmy } here i am
* Quits: &Timmy [webchat@gig-38C5963.pa.nsw.optusnet.com.au] [Ping timeout: 248 seconds]
{ dax } and there he goes
Quote: 356; Rating: 21; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 30th September 2013
< Kerrus> Question. Why does chanserv hate some of the users in the channel I'm in? We've had to ban it  from the channel because perodically an admin account named chanserv joins the channel, deops a specific user, and then leaves.
< Kerrus> same user every time
< Kerrus> weeeeeird
Quote: 75; Rating: 27; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 22nd October 2007
<&Vash> guys!
<&Vash> big news!
<&Vash> My sex change is ready
<&Vash> err..
Quote: 405; Rating: 3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 26th February 2018
< Nothing\> i just noticed i can hear my cordless mouse emitting a very high pitched noise every so often
< Jobe> so
< Jobe> what youre saying is
< Jobe> your mouse is squeaking
Quote: 172; Rating: -3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 29th September 2008
< w00t> chaz is two keys away from being chav
Quote: 164; Rating: 92; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 05th August 2008
<Amanda-Work> Shh I just woke up
<Amanda-Work> AND dropped an external dvd rom drive on my toe
<chaz> you were sleeping with it?
<chaz> that's how serious you take security of data? =p
<Amanda-Work> Yes.
<Amanda-Work> I also store pen drives in my hoo hoo.
Quote: 112; Rating: 18; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 07th January 2008
<iStink> this is the second month I've been at this and I've gotten this far so I'm not stopping
<iStink> not for useless fuckheads who post rules like this is a help channel. Not somewhere you come for help. Look at this word for a few hours and tell us if you know anything more before we told you to do this. I mean WTF?! You guys are suposed to help people! Not tell them to go away! If at beast you guys ever get leid I'll bet it's because you told the girl to stare at your dick, tie her up then the only other way to LIVE is with you freaks.
<iStink> I hope you all die and live a horrible fucking life
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Quote: 371; Rating: 17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 07th February 2014
<%Jobe> I actually managed to fluff hello world
<%Jobe> :'(
<%Jobe> and it took me 9 minutes to notice
Quote: 298; Rating: 7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 05th June 2011
* schorpioen22 gives chaz a nice hardy breakfast
< Vash> hardy or hearty?
< Vash> because... >.>
<+schorpioen22> whatever you spell it lol
<~chaz> hearty I'd hope
Quote: 345; Rating: -13; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 15th May 2013
* brandon (WHY@teranova-b0d7f117.res.rr.com) has joined #anope
<brandon> simple n00b question.
<brandon> I installed anope for windows
<brandon> anope 1.9.8
<brandon> and after i did all the configure files
<brandon> hold on before i go any further.
<haltdef> the suspense is killing me
<Takkun> lol
<brandon> nevermind
<brandon> I only downloaded one .dll file that was missing
<brandon> not both
Quote: 138; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 19th April 2008
* microchp looks forward to reading the digg article about the guys that made the high-speed, high-capacity balls
Quote: 54; Rating: 7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 08th October 2007
<haltdef> "fucked up vision"?
<%Jobe> drunk
<@katsklaw> same difference ;P
Quote: 199; Rating: 0; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 22nd November 2008
-!- Arbe [fidelity@anope-47A89630.cable.ubr01.bath.blueyonder.co.uk] has quit [Quit: I QUIT IRC FOREVER]
<&Jobe> ANOTHER SOUL SAVED!
Quote: 264; Rating: 7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 16th March 2010
<CBX-AWAY> So did you follow ANY of Step 1 in WIN32.txt or did you just skip over that whole section?
* chaz looks for the ban hammer
<Jackster35> skip to 3)
<CBX-AWAY> Are you fucking stupid?
<Jackster35> -.-
<chaz> LMAO
<chaz> that's fantastic
Quote: 60; Rating: -3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 12th October 2007
-NickServ- Unknown command help.  "/msg NickServ HELP" for help.
Quote: 202; Rating: 14; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 28th November 2008
<@CoUrPsE|DeAd> YAY!, The interweb is fix0r3d!
<@CoUrPsE|DeAd> ISP broke down, :(
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Quote: 141; Rating: 8; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 08th May 2008
<Sheepeep> I use telnet to IRC
<Sheepeep> True story.
<mark> Oh
<mark> I thought you were just slow
Quote: 136; Rating: 1; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 11th April 2008
* Spy (SohbetIRC@309E3AA8.368B08DB.89F0984C.IP) has joined #anope
<Spy> Selam
<haltdef> no
<Spy> Türkish ??
<haltdef> no
<Spy> :((
<haltdef> read the rules
<Spy> :?
<Spy> services
<haltdef> cabbage
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz
<Spy> net
<Spy> services
<haltdef> canada
<haltdef> fried egg
<Spy> Turkish
<Spy> Rob
<haltdef> speak all the turkish you want
<Spy> haltdef
<haltdef> nobody will understand you
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz.net
<haltdef> care not
<Spy> Services KuruLumu Yapilmasi Gerekiyor.
<Spy> Dictionary ??
<haltdef> omg yes
<Spy> irc.Sohbetcimiz.net
<haltdef> nobody cares about your network
<Spy> Services are currently down. Please try again later.
<haltdef> stop spamming it
<haltdef> ? aliases
-Zbot/#anope- aliases == http://www.unrealircd.com/faq.php#55
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz
<Spy> Services are currently down. Please try again later.
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz
<Spy> n
<Spy> e
<Spy> t
<Spy> Services are currently down. Please try again later.
<haltdef> idiot
<Spy> La olm Mal
<haltdef> jobey? :(
<Spy> haltdef gotune kayom
<haltdef> noes
<Spy> haltdef
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz
<Spy> n'''''e'''''t
<Spy> Services are currently down. Please try again later.
<Spy> Okey ?
<haltdef> pay attention
<haltdef> [21:15:03/11] -Zbot:#anope- aliases == http://www.unrealircd.com/faq.php#55
<Spy> :(:(
<Jobe> english only
<Spy> :(
<Spy> I am turk
<Spy> help
<haltdef> nothing we can do about that
<haltdef> once you're a turk, you're stuck like that I'm afraid
<haltdef> :(
<Spy> see you
<Spy> :(
<Spy> tµtkí wµrµLmµ$µm µLµ ørtâ ßír Søkâkda qôzLéríné .? /amsg See You ..!
* Spy has quit (Quit: ..::Sohbetci::..)
Quote: 83; Rating: 21; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 03rd November 2007
<+pants> <3 computers
<+Jobe> <3 my foot
<+Karim> <3 my dick
Quote: 246; Rating: 14; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 12th June 2009
< DJMatt> can someone help me plz
<+Namegduf> Doubtful.
< fraggeln> DJMatt: you are like me, beyond all help :)
< DJMatt> yes plz
Quote: 44; Rating: 20; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 02nd October 2007
<@toni> i have objectives
<@toni> :(
<@heinz> i think they have a creme for that now
Quote: 125; Rating: 5; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 05th March 2008
< Sheepeep> I can't believe I just ended up crying because of Vista.
Quote: 322; Rating: 43; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 11th March 2012
<Eyecu> oh someone kill me now
Eyecu [gold@teranova-317ea839.cable.rogers.com] has quit IRC: Killed (DukePyrolator (requested))
<~DukePyrolator> \o/
<%schorpioen22> lol
<%Cronus> lolol
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