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Quote: 282; Rating: 12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 27th November 2010
<darkmaster> wonder where chaz
<darkmaster> is
<LEthaLity> avoiding you
Quote: 73; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 21st October 2007
<Guest26826> use nano services.conf and check if you're on the right way.
<Zaine> nano services.conf??
<Guest26826> or pico
<Guest26826> any command that allow you to edit text files.
<Zaine> im using word
Quote: 158; Rating: 15; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 18th July 2008
<Snooopy`> how do i set anope to link with unreal auto when windows starts?
<~Jobe> <- doesnt support Anope on windows
<Snooopy`> ugh
Quote: 436; Rating: 3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 27th February 2019
<benjaminikuta> Hey, is that guy from last night still here? What was his name?
* NeoBogan hides
<Zppix|mobile> NeoBogan: you cant hide
<NeoBogan> the hell I can't
<Zppix|mobile> Lol
* NeoBogan is now known as NotABogan
Quote: 138; Rating: 7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 19th April 2008
* microchp looks forward to reading the digg article about the guys that made the high-speed, high-capacity balls
Quote: 72; Rating: 45; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 21st October 2007
< Vash> filter's don't stop lighting from blowing shit up
< Vash> do they? :p
Quote: 268; Rating: 33; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 09th June 2010
<~chaz> I hate people
Quote: 113; Rating: 15; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 08th January 2008
«Jobe» < fez> yeah seriously fuck apple <- id rather fuck someone who's female
«fez» jobe i'm not sure if the emphasis there was on _someone_ or on _female_
«fez» generally when one suggests fucking a corporation they don't mean it in _that_ way...
«Jobe» fez: it was more on "human" then inanimate object such as an apple
«Viper» lol wel it s human it s gd enough for Jobe
¢ Viper fetches his grandma
«Jobe» nah shes too old
«Viper» but she s human!
«Viper» well sort of
«Viper» doesn't like like it, but deep down still is
«Jobe» dude the point I was making, was I would fuck an apple
«Jobe» :P
Quote: 336; Rating: 5; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st November 2012
<~DukePyrolator> is there a way to prevent executing "make -j" when there are no paramaters? I nearly dos'ed myself a while ago.
Quote: 343; Rating: 28; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 13th March 2013
<melissa> i just need this medicine to help me quit quit
<SAm> cool
* melissa has quit ()
<katsklaw> well I guess the meds worked! ;P
Quote: 322; Rating: 51; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 11th March 2012
<Eyecu> oh someone kill me now
Eyecu [gold@teranova-317ea839.cable.rogers.com] has quit IRC: Killed (DukePyrolator (requested))
<~DukePyrolator> \o/
<%schorpioen22> lol
<%Cronus> lolol
Quote: 98; Rating: -5; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 25th November 2007
* Certus violates the dolphin
< Kein> :P
< Kein> He rape the dolphin!
< Kein> >_
<@Certus> I just put the "sensual" back in "nonconsensual"
Quote: 356; Rating: 19; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 30th September 2013
< Kerrus> Question. Why does chanserv hate some of the users in the channel I'm in? We've had to ban it  from the channel because perodically an admin account named chanserv joins the channel, deops a specific user, and then leaves.
< Kerrus> same user every time
< Kerrus> weeeeeird
Quote: 219; Rating: 25; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 13th February 2009
%Liber:>> peer: stop resetting people's connections.
~Perihelion:>> CONNECTION RESET BY SOUR CREAM AND CHEDDAR CHIPS
%Liber:>> Midget with cutting wires.
<<<< Jobe <<<< :failure@team.anope.org: quits [Connection closed]
+peer:>> Liber i will do what i like ty
Quote: 255; Rating: 5; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 26th December 2009
<~chaz> if I could spell I wouldn't be on irc.
Quote: 199; Rating: 3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 22nd November 2008
-!- Arbe [fidelity@anope-47A89630.cable.ubr01.bath.blueyonder.co.uk] has quit [Quit: I QUIT IRC FOREVER]
<&Jobe> ANOTHER SOUL SAVED!
Quote: 99; Rating: 11; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 07th December 2007
Microsoft: Bringing you yesterday's technology -- tomorrow.
Quote: 53; Rating: 31; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 08th October 2007
<GeniusDex> as said, my left hand consists mainly of my middle finger
<Cyd> ohh GeniusDex
Quote: 367; Rating: -7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 12th December 2013
<Adam> beause it defaults to a debug compile
<Adam> run ./Config and say 'no' when it asks not yes
<Meow> type "no" ...
<Meow> :D
<Meow> sorry xD
* Adam sets mode +b meow!*@*
<deiks> lol
Quote: 41; Rating: 31; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 30th September 2007
<Forte> [- I have power over: 90 people, in 13 chan(s). -]
<Forte> ftw
<Jobe> Forte, power over your own clones doesnt count
Quote: 49; Rating: 20; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 05th October 2007
* katsklaw bets ^Kitty^ does indeed have a very sexy pussy
< ^Kitty^> omg
< ^Kitty^> I'll show you if you like
< ^Kitty^> I have pictures!
Quote: 54; Rating: 14; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 08th October 2007
<haltdef> "fucked up vision"?
<%Jobe> drunk
<@katsklaw> same difference ;P
Quote: 245; Rating: 10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 07th June 2009
<+iFail> Don't touch that. It's dirty.
<%DukePyrolator> :(
<+Cronus> LOL
<+Fersure> iFail: Are you refering to Amanda?
<+iFail> yeah want a go? :)
<+Fersure> k ;)
<+Taros> lmfao.
<~zomg> :(
Quote: 291; Rating: 14; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 01st May 2011
<+dax> my datacap has been blown
<+dax> so I've been speed limited to dialup rates :(
<+schorpioen22> dont download so much porn then
<+dax> I can't help it!
<+dax> porn involving Jobe is so amusing :(
<+dax> 15 minutes of "how do I get it in there?" followed by 20 seconds of "unf!" and another 30 minutes of her with this real dissapointed look on her face
<+dax> so amusing...
Quote: 149; Rating: 20; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 23rd May 2008
<windows> if i dont show my mom proof of what he said
<windows> he wont get in trouble
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