Friday, 24 May 2019, 14:56
Quotes: 437, Pending: 0
 


Quote: 319; Rating: 25; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 13th February 2012
<Helpl0x> so which is "nickserv" is it "/msg botserv" or is it "/msg chanserv"
<%Jeremy> its NickServ...
Quote: 141; Rating: 19; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 08th May 2008
<Sheepeep> I use telnet to IRC
<Sheepeep> True story.
<mark> Oh
<mark> I thought you were just slow
Quote: 87; Rating: -8; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 08th November 2007
<~katsklaw> I still like the vibrating harry potter broomstick that teen girls and occasionally their moms love so much
<&Jobe> lol yeah
<&Jobe> so many complaints about it
<&Jobe> should be renamed "my virst vibrator"
<~katsklaw> all the consumer reports I've read were raves ... not complaints ;P
<&Jobe> lol
<~katsklaw> even Vash likes his
<&Jobe> lol
<&Jobe> but Vash is just wrong
<&Jobe> in way too many ways
<~katsklaw> yeah .. he's a good little bitch
<&Jobe> Vash, I believe it's that time of night again
<&Jobe> bend over like a good boy
* &Vash bends over
Quote: 115; Rating: -2; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 20th January 2008
<@Vash> My Cousin has her baby soon ;x
<@Jobe> where she getting it from?
<@Vash> her vagina.
Quote: 285; Rating: -10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 08th February 2011
< Merwyn> chanserv: No such nick/channel
< Merwyn> :'(
* Merwyn commits suicide
< Syloq> I wish all help requests would end this way.
Quote: 423; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 23rd January 2019
<+paladox> Jobe are you a paid porn actress?
Quote: 36; Rating: 24; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 29th September 2007
< Brain> yay my pervert lens for my camera arrives this week :D
Quote: 361; Rating: 20; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 09th November 2013
<Mietzie> I'm very very very modern, I go with the time
<Mietzie> I have a floppy disk!
<Sveta> people who have floppy disks move the data to hdds i gues
Quote: 293; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 04th May 2011
<DrSpice> I compiled bs_fantasy_ext fine last night
<DrSpice> Then I realised that I needed to undef SUPPORTED
<DrSpice> So I undef'd it
<DrSpice> However it still won't load
<DrSpice> God help me.
<Viper> considering you ve just disabled supported mode, he ll s gonna be the only one to ask for help from now on ^^
Quote: 80; Rating: 15; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 31st October 2007
<caz> wow its big isnt it geem
Quote: 350; Rating: 22; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 27th June 2013
(dax) ? failure
(dax) never more spoken has a truth been :)
(wheybags) ? ?
(wheybags) ? a
(~DukePyrolator) ** fail
(~DukePyrolator) ? ifail
(~DukePyrolator) ?? ifail
(~DukePyrolator) I'm sure this was added by amanda
(dax) step up, duke
(dax) take the credit for your misdeed
(dax) coward
(~DukePyrolator) ?? ifail
(~DukePyrolator) oh, "P"
(~DukePyrolator) Perihelion?
(Takkun) perv
(dax) patricia
(dax) aka duchesspyrolator
(dax) nothing surprises me anymore
Quote: 186; Rating: 17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 01st November 2008
<&lagrange> peer if you woke up with a cock in your ass, Would you Take It or Leave It?
<&peer> dude that was shit
<~Amanda> lmao lagrange
<&peer> I shall slap you with my 1incher
<&peer> 10
<&peer> *
<&lagrange> lol fail
Quote: 271; Rating: 7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 17th July 2010
{ dax } why, oh why, is my insomnia going nuts...
{ dax } the last line of code I wrote was well over 6 hours ago :/
{ & | dope } i keep pulling muscles and in generally feeling like crap.
{ & | dope } ooo .. a coder.. you guys are crazy! lol
{ dax } of course i'm crazy
* dax is so crazy that even the psychiatrists won't take their chances with me
{ & | dope } you have to be crazy to sit in front of a computer for days on end perfecting whatever it is your perfecting.
* &dope works in communications
{ dax } well, hopefully I'll have an AI equivilent of CBX soon >_>
{ dax } after a random number of messages to a channel, it'll just say "I don't care" and then idle for a random amount of time until triggered again
{ dax } nobody would ever notice the difference
{ & | dope } lol
Quote: 14; Rating: 5; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
<%Jobe> [21:15:21] < Code> I need somethign simple for n00bs <- then an IRC server of any kind isnt for you
< Code> >:(
< Code> I configed the file for unreal
< Code> but anope is hard
Quote: 261; Rating: -10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 10th February 2010
<Tramp> Laura once knocked my dick with her foot last year and I bled everywhere,
<Tramp> complete accident
Quote: 148; Rating: 12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 23rd May 2008
<Sheepeep> I'll say what we're all thinking
<Sheepeep> I like big black ones.
<@katsklaw> I bet you do :)
<@katsklaw> and you should be quoted
Quote: 438; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 10th March 2019
<Oshwah> I'm home
<NeoBogan> welcome home
<NeoBogan> the dust is precisely how you left it
<Oshwah> Yay
<Oshwah> The bar was only two blocks away
<NeoBogan> so how long does it take to stroll there and stagger back?
<Oshwah> Depends on the direction I'm going
<NeoBogan> forward would be preferable
Quote: 301; Rating: 19; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 18th June 2011
<@Adam> THE PIZZA PLACE WENT OUT OF BUSINESS
<@Adam> How is this possible i get like 3 pizzas a week there
<@Adam> :(
<@Adam> how am i going to get pizza now
Quote: 25; Rating: 106; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
* katsklaw shakes his head and walks off
* Muad_Dibber shakes his ass and walks after katsklaw
Quote: 288; Rating: -23; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 08th March 2011
<Cooldude170> I actually had a directory called /plzdontlook/osht/nop0rnhere on my VPS.
Quote: 8; Rating: 29; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 26th August 2007
<Jobe> even viagra couldnt keep ME up
<Jobe> that was supposed to be Windows ME
Quote: 4; Rating: 0; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 20th August 2007
<+n00bie> is anyone ddos'ing the anope site :( can't get through
<Viper> shows you how a module should be coded though.. clean style :)
<Viper> though some might not like the fact i use tabs intead of spaces ^^
<strawberrie_smuckerz> yeah i admit it
<strawberrie_smuckerz> i'm ddosing it
<strawberrie_smuckerz> had some core routers i wasn't doing anything with
<strawberrie_smuckerz> and i was bored
<L3TH4L> no excuse for being a packet kiddy
<L3TH4L> emphasis on kiddy
<strawberrie_smuckerz> rofl
Quote: 211; Rating: 11; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 03rd January 2009
<InuYasha> You gunna miss me when I am in NC?
<Brian> Yes
<Brian> I wish I met you
<Amhed> wtf
<InuYasha> I offered you the chance
<InuYasha> Nigger
<Brian> >>
<-- Amhed (Gizmo@A0A51156.12A7A0D6.16B83B62.IP) has left #sex
<Brian> Amhed
<Brian> O_O
--> ChrisHansen (Gizmo@A0A51156.12A7A0D6.16B83B62.IP) has joined #sex
<Brian> dude
<ChrisHansen> InuYasha, why don't you have a seat.
<Brian> LMAO
<InuYasha> No
<Brian> XDDDDD
<ChrisHansen> Please take a seat.
<InuYasha> Hell no
<InuYasha> You take a seat.
<ChrisHansen> I hear you "offered" this Brain kid something?
<Brian> rorl
<ChrisHansen> exactly what "candy" did you offer?
[45 seconds later...]
<ChrisHansen> your "dick"
<ChrisHansen> And you don't see anything wrong with that?
<ChrisHansen> "Brian" is only 7 years old.
<InuYasha> No
<InuYasha> So?
<Brian> 17*
<ChrisHansen> that's not wrong?
<ChrisHansen> SEVEN
Quote: 357; Rating: -4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 20th October 2013
<@Trystan> Off to bed... huge hack is 30% complete... the other half might result in a new config system..
not sure how I feel about it just yet
<~DukePyrolator> good night :)
<~DukePyrolator> 30% and the other half. where did you learn math?
<@Trystan> American schools :p
Quote: 135; Rating: 30; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 03rd April 2008
<%Viper> blah 800 lines of code just to put chanserv in a channel...
<+haltdef> O_o
<Sheepeep> The hell?
* +haltdef strokes Sheepeep
<%Viper> mind you, i haven't even started testing yet... so will probably even grow
* %Viper thinks it s a bit overkill
<Sheepeep> Dude, don't say that while I'm unzipping
<%Viper> lmfao
<Sheepeep> That goes for both of you
 Rows: 55; Queries: 30;
All quotes pasted in this site are property of their respective posters. This site is not affiliated in any way to the Anope IRC Services project.
Main theme designed by The Anope Team | Website hosted by Jobe | Powered by QdbS 1.11
Copyright © 2007-2019 www.anopequotes.org