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Quote: 169; Rating: 38; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 15th September 2008
< TheKiNG> my ass
< TheKiNG> it hurts.
< TheKiNG> It just hurts
< Amanda> Stop taking it in the butt then
Quote: 270; Rating: 12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 06th July 2010
< Boris> Jobe: Someday mother will die and i'll get the money.
<+LolFail> no, I fed her absinthe and all was good
Quote: 443; Rating: 1; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 13th December 2019
<Cockroach_> well...you did get knocked up
<Lorelei> He did it! And Hojna told him to :(
<Andrew_tM> Hojna's a bad influence.
<Andrew_tM> She'll have us smoking behind the bike sheds next :(
<Hojna> no smoking, just make love!
Quote: 404; Rating: -12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 26th February 2018
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Quote: 432; Rating: -7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 22nd February 2019
<+FoxsideMiners> OSU!
<@WorkBogan> http://bash.org/?36426
<+FoxsideMiners> CLICK THE FUCKING CIRCLES TO THE FUCKING BEAT
<@WorkBogan> http://bash.org/?34045
<@WorkBogan> ^ ironic how the acronym of FoxsideMiners' capitalisations equate to the first speaker in that anecdote
Quote: 148; Rating: 12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 23rd May 2008
<Sheepeep> I'll say what we're all thinking
<Sheepeep> I like big black ones.
<@katsklaw> I bet you do :)
<@katsklaw> and you should be quoted
Quote: 1; Rating: 100; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 04th August 2007
<n00bie> can you say something for bash quotes ? :P
<don_will> yes
<n00bie> ok that will do it.. lol
Quote: 38; Rating: 29; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 30th September 2007
< Jobe> Boris: behave
<%Boris> Jobe: Yes i agree.
< Jobe> Boris: you agree to what?
<%Boris> Jobe: I don't want to think about your mind.
Quote: 209; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 31st December 2008
* Jobe bangs head
<shahjinn> ouch
Quote: 198; Rating: 20; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 19th November 2008
@Perihelion: Vadtec eat my poop.
  Vadtec: ill pass, skat aint my thing
@Perihelion: It is now
@Jobe: lol
  Vadtec: ummm, sure....i still think not
@Perihelion: Bah you're no fun
@Perihelion: You make me sad in the pants Mr. Vadtec
  TheKing: ...
  TheKing: I just got one of the most dirtiest thoughts.
  Kein: use hand
Quote: 34; Rating: 33; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 28th September 2007
<+bird603568> THE INTERNETS IS FULL OF SYN
Quote: 125; Rating: 2; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 05th March 2008
< Sheepeep> I can't believe I just ended up crying because of Vista.
Quote: 269; Rating: -9; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 17th June 2010
<+Torr> I prefer mysql_real_escape_string($GET['beer'])
<+Jobe> Torr: you cant escape beer!
<+Torr> lol Jobe
Quote: 318; Rating: 40; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 11th February 2012
< DukePyrolator> LIBDBUSMENU-GLIB-WARNING **: Trying to remove a child that doesn't believe we're it's parent.
< DukePyrolator> nice message :)

Quote: 310; Rating: 10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 16th September 2011
«DukePyrolator» I connect with a irc client for android to from my phone to my irssi session (irssiproxy). On each highlight my phone is vibrating. :)
«chaz» if we all say his name he might either a) cream or b) run his battery out
«chaz» lets work on b)
«VisioN» or he might have an orgasm
«chaz» that was a)
«VisioN» oh :P
«VisioN» lol
«DukePyrolator» VisioN: you need to watch more porn ;)
Quote: 264; Rating: 18; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 16th March 2010
<CBX-AWAY> So did you follow ANY of Step 1 in WIN32.txt or did you just skip over that whole section?
* chaz looks for the ban hammer
<Jackster35> skip to 3)
<CBX-AWAY> Are you fucking stupid?
<Jackster35> -.-
<chaz> LMAO
<chaz> that's fantastic
Quote: 113; Rating: 18; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 08th January 2008
«Jobe» < fez> yeah seriously fuck apple <- id rather fuck someone who's female
«fez» jobe i'm not sure if the emphasis there was on _someone_ or on _female_
«fez» generally when one suggests fucking a corporation they don't mean it in _that_ way...
«Jobe» fez: it was more on "human" then inanimate object such as an apple
«Viper» lol wel it s human it s gd enough for Jobe
¢ Viper fetches his grandma
«Jobe» nah shes too old
«Viper» but she s human!
«Viper» well sort of
«Viper» doesn't like like it, but deep down still is
«Jobe» dude the point I was making, was I would fuck an apple
«Jobe» :P
Quote: 218; Rating: 15; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 11th February 2009
<+peer> Liber, go down on me
Quote: 413; Rating: 8; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 22nd November 2018
<zchrykng> Off to dinner for me. See you all later.
* NeoBogan swipes a plateful from zchrykng's table
<NeoBogan> it's lasagne, right? :)
<zchrykng>  NeoBogan: bison burgers from Ted's
<NeoBogan> never had bison burger before
* NeoBogan devours
<zchrykng> A lot like beef, leaner more flavor.
<NeoBogan> so would be good in lasagne or spagbol
<NeoBogan> good to know :)
<NeoBogan> pity we don't get bison in NZ :(
<zchrykng> At least the only deadly animals you have are imported.
* NeoBogan checks the customs manifest
<NeoBogan> no, we don't import our politicians...
<zchrykng> Hah
Quote: 20; Rating: 46; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
<chaz> I can't believe im being outsmarted by a cronjob.
Quote: 292; Rating: 45; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 02nd May 2011
<&chaz> I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
<&chaz> I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
<&chaz> I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
<~Josh> :|
<&chaz> :D
< RaythLS> dammit
< RaythLS> should not have read that
< RaythLS> ><
Quote: 18; Rating: 24; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?"
Dave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough."
Quote: 147; Rating: 25; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 23rd May 2008
<@katsklaw> we support Anope, not International Club of Retarded IRC'ers (ICRI)
Quote: 128; Rating: 14; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 06th March 2008
<Liber> Lol, who's the girl then?
<Sheepeep> Liber: A Czech one. ^_^
<mark> So she's a czechmate?
Quote: 248; Rating: 10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 04th July 2009
<+Martin> I wish someone would create a computer virus called aids
<+Martin> "AIDS infects 9,000,000,000 PCs by exploiting an unprotected back door in Windows XP"
<+Martin> "Microsoft has been bending over to patch it"
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