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Quote: 293; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 04th May 2011
<DrSpice> I compiled bs_fantasy_ext fine last night
<DrSpice> Then I realised that I needed to undef SUPPORTED
<DrSpice> So I undef'd it
<DrSpice> However it still won't load
<DrSpice> God help me.
<Viper> considering you ve just disabled supported mode, he ll s gonna be the only one to ask for help from now on ^^
Quote: 23; Rating: -17; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
< Trystan> Trystan can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 6 times. <---- all that poking is getting me some where
Quote: 268; Rating: 27; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 09th June 2010
<~chaz> I hate people
Quote: 172; Rating: -10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 29th September 2008
< w00t> chaz is two keys away from being chav
Quote: 222; Rating: 15; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 16th February 2009
<+UTF-8> what is mooncup?
<+Io> The leader of anonymous i think.
Quote: 153; Rating: 10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 02nd June 2008
<katsklaw> if (beer) { for beer > 0;  beer--;  { cmd_consume(beer, orally); if (beer_byproduct) {free(beer_byproduct); } } }
Quote: 136; Rating: -8; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 11th April 2008
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<Spy> Selam
<haltdef> no
<Spy> Türkish ??
<haltdef> no
<Spy> :((
<haltdef> read the rules
<Spy> :?
<Spy> services
<haltdef> cabbage
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz
<Spy> net
<Spy> services
<haltdef> canada
<haltdef> fried egg
<Spy> Turkish
<Spy> Rob
<haltdef> speak all the turkish you want
<Spy> haltdef
<haltdef> nobody will understand you
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz.net
<haltdef> care not
<Spy> Services KuruLumu Yapilmasi Gerekiyor.
<Spy> Dictionary ??
<haltdef> omg yes
<Spy> irc.Sohbetcimiz.net
<haltdef> nobody cares about your network
<Spy> Services are currently down. Please try again later.
<haltdef> stop spamming it
<haltdef> ? aliases
-Zbot/#anope- aliases == http://www.unrealircd.com/faq.php#55
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz
<Spy> Services are currently down. Please try again later.
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz
<Spy> n
<Spy> e
<Spy> t
<Spy> Services are currently down. Please try again later.
<haltdef> idiot
<Spy> La olm Mal
<haltdef> jobey? :(
<Spy> haltdef gotune kayom
<haltdef> noes
<Spy> haltdef
<Spy> Sohbetcimiz
<Spy> n'''''e'''''t
<Spy> Services are currently down. Please try again later.
<Spy> Okey ?
<haltdef> pay attention
<haltdef> [21:15:03/11] -Zbot:#anope- aliases == http://www.unrealircd.com/faq.php#55
<Spy> :(:(
<Jobe> english only
<Spy> :(
<Spy> I am turk
<Spy> help
<haltdef> nothing we can do about that
<haltdef> once you're a turk, you're stuck like that I'm afraid
<haltdef> :(
<Spy> see you
<Spy> :(
<Spy> tµtkí wµrµLmµ$µm µLµ ørtâ ßír Søkâkda qôzLéríné .? /amsg See You ..!
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Quote: 302; Rating: 41; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 17th July 2011
<%Cronus> chaz
<%Cronus> adam
<%Cronus> [14:22:12] <UrL> can you unban me pls?
-!- ServerMode/#anope [+b *!*@yum.yum.buttercup] by poseidon.teranova.net
-!- Cronus was kicked from #anope by poseidon.teranova.net [Channel flood triggered (limit is 3 lines in 2 secs)]
Quote: 290; Rating: 1; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 30th April 2011
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<tallship> This is funny as shit: http://pastebin.com/m0ZxsjAb
<tallship> It's always funny when it isn't happening to you ;)
<tallship> Sony's in deep frickin' shit.
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 Now talking on #shellium
* Topic for #shellium is: Site and wiki down momentarily...had MAJOR ata bus issues with the old server...We must organize our first meeting so that we can collectively decide on a new direction for SHellium...WE means the community...Bryanstein
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<Cancel> !activate
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<poecundank> ??
Quote: 3; Rating: 65; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 20th August 2007
<Tom65789> i fell asleep on the toilet last night >.<
<Tom65789> was asleep for a whole 4 hours
Quote: 154; Rating: 13; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 10th June 2008
«Amanda-Work» Ehhhhhh no...outside of IRC I have the social skills of a houseplant and I'm crap with kids.
Quote: 106; Rating: 15; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 04th January 2008
<katsklaw> and to make you more jealous, vash swallows
* Vash gulps
<katsklaw> see?
<Vash> i snort too, if anyone's into that.
<Jobe-Flu> you cant snort cum
<Vash> why not?
<Vash> it's about the same consistancy as snot.
<Jobe-Flu> lol
<Vash> it probably tastes just as vile too
<Jobe-Flu> what snot tasteing as vile as cum?
<Jobe-Flu> so you know then?
<katsklaw> omg
<katsklaw> AQ has best be online .. or someone that can get that on bash.org
Quote: 13; Rating: 7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
<@katsklaw> Jobe if you are still free, I need to be serviced too ;P
<%Jobe> bend over and prepare yourself then
Quote: 130; Rating: 1; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 10th March 2008
<@Jobe> [01:28:54] <~Jobe> !violate QBot
<@Jobe> [01:28:56] <%QBot> Quote 133 has just been approved, URL: http://anopequotes.org/?133
< Sheepeep> Apparently, I'm quotable.
<@mark> !violate Jobe
* mark violates Jobe
<@mark> Whoops
<@mark> Total fail there :|
* Jobe gasms
<@mark> /bs act #anope != /me
<@Jobe> indeed
* mark fails
< Sheepeep> Eejit. =P
Quote: 215; Rating: 3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 21st January 2009
<&Hemingray> Jer, that's tiny
Quote: 266; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 01st May 2010
<@CyberBotX> In Soviet Russia, variables cast you!
Quote: 88; Rating: -12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 12th November 2007
<@Vash> I'd be happy with a blow job and a kitten. but meh
<@Vash> actually
<@Vash> more or less the kitten
<@Vash> they're fun
<~katsklaw> well I'll give you a kitten and you give me a blowjob
<@Vash> meh :p
<@Vash> I'll pass.
<@Vash> Meh I know if i say 'giving head gives me heartburn' it will be quoted. *Is not sexually active, or gay*
<~katsklaw> that's not what you said last night
Quote: 62; Rating: 50; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 16th October 2007
< _MATT> stupid clever people
< _MATT> :(
Quote: 278; Rating: -6; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 25th September 2010
<@Adam> I have a car but i dont know how to drive it
Quote: 86; Rating: 36; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 05th November 2007
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<Tidus> wow
<Tidus> i was just thinking about you
<Tidus> not to sound creepy
<Tidus> but weird
<kowgod> naked?
<kowgod> dead?
<kowgod> having sex with your girlfriend?
<Tidus> idk what the hell made me think of you
<kowgod> in a lumberg-esque manner?
<kowgod> how so
<Tidus> lol
Quote: 350; Rating: 20; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 27th June 2013
(dax) ? failure
(dax) never more spoken has a truth been :)
(wheybags) ? ?
(wheybags) ? a
(~DukePyrolator) ** fail
(~DukePyrolator) ? ifail
(~DukePyrolator) ?? ifail
(~DukePyrolator) I'm sure this was added by amanda
(dax) step up, duke
(dax) take the credit for your misdeed
(dax) coward
(~DukePyrolator) ?? ifail
(~DukePyrolator) oh, "P"
(~DukePyrolator) Perihelion?
(Takkun) perv
(dax) patricia
(dax) aka duchesspyrolator
(dax) nothing surprises me anymore
Quote: 297; Rating: -12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 07th June 2011
* Quits: DeaMoN (Hell@AD410F.CBE657.F3D2FD.C30377) (Quit: If you are seeing this message please turn of your computer as soon as possible to prevent harm to your brain!)
<Viper> i 'd rather he used that quit message as an on-join message... ^.^
Quote: 80; Rating: 12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 31st October 2007
<caz> wow its big isnt it geem
Quote: 45; Rating: -2; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 03rd October 2007
<mark> Apparently many girls from the nearby girls catholic school got pregnant a lot
<GeniusDex> oooh
<GeniusDex> pics
Quote: 121; Rating: 9; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 27th February 2008
< mark> 'You can't crash something which is already borked' <--- Jobe's motto
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