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Quote: 62; Rating: 54; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 16th October 2007
< _MATT> stupid clever people
< _MATT> :(
Quote: 355; Rating: 21; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 23rd September 2013
<@Adam> i dont like c++
Quote: 184; Rating: 7; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 30th October 2008
< TheKiNG> Its a wonder I havent been botnetted
< Miss_Tourettes> that's like saying "it's a wonder that i"ve been sitting here naked and no one has fucked me" and then crying rape when someone does
Quote: 427; Rating: 3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 18th February 2019
<@Jobe> in here the rating is "unrated" cause we go way beyond what most rating systems allow even for their highest ratings
Quote: 413; Rating: 8; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 22nd November 2018
<zchrykng> Off to dinner for me. See you all later.
* NeoBogan swipes a plateful from zchrykng's table
<NeoBogan> it's lasagne, right? :)
<zchrykng>  NeoBogan: bison burgers from Ted's
<NeoBogan> never had bison burger before
* NeoBogan devours
<zchrykng> A lot like beef, leaner more flavor.
<NeoBogan> so would be good in lasagne or spagbol
<NeoBogan> good to know :)
<NeoBogan> pity we don't get bison in NZ :(
<zchrykng> At least the only deadly animals you have are imported.
* NeoBogan checks the customs manifest
<NeoBogan> no, we don't import our politicians...
<zchrykng> Hah
Quote: 344; Rating: -6; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 26th April 2013
* Takkun is away: FREAKING_HOT
{ ~ | DukePyrolator } Takkun: no away scripts please. (this is the last and only warning)
{ dax } DukePyrolator: no epic failures please. (this is the last and only warning)
{ ~ | DukePyrolator } dax: I'm not Jobe.
{ % | Jobe } DukePyrolator: yeah lately ive not been failing as much
{ % | Jobe } so my vhost should probably reflect that
{ % | Jobe } lol
{ dax } DukePyrolator, you allow adam to write code, and jobe to support him
{ dax } so the failure rests with you
{ % | Jobe } ^^
{ % | Jobe } although I mock Adam more then I support him
{ dax } ok, fine
{ dax } you support the code
{ dax } either which way, you and adam are associated with this project
{ dax } as project leader, DukePyrolator must assume full responsibility for the failure of checks and balances
{ @ | Viper } o.O
* DukePyrolator sets mode: +h dax
{ ~ | DukePyrolator } dax: now you are responsible, too
{ ~ | DukePyrolator } so do it better :D
* Jobe was kicked by dax [you're fired]
{ % | dax } there
{ % | dax } now it's just failure as opposed to epic failure
{ % | dax } two failures is epic, three is apocolyptic :)
{ % | dax } I'm going to hell, aren't I? :(
Quote: 265; Rating: 13; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 19th March 2010
::: ChArLeS-SC [falcaorsl@844D016.38D5C5E6.7F14255B.IP] has joined #Divinity
< ChArLeS-SC> anyone here?
<%mooncup> no
< ChArLeS-SC> are you from mooncup?
< ChArLeS-SC> im brazilian
<%mooncup> that's nice
< ChArLeS-SC> you?
>>> LEthaLity quotes that
<%mooncup> im english
< ChArLeS-SC> you age?
<%mooncup> You're not really talking about me -- are you?
< ChArLeS-SC> is you
<%mooncup> You're not really talking about me -- are you?
< ChArLeS-SC> no talk from me?
<%mooncup> Why not?
< ChArLeS-SC> you name mooncup?
<%mooncup> I am not interested in names.
< ChArLeS-SC> your
<%mooncup> Do you want my?
< ChArLeS-SC> why?
<%mooncup> What do you think?
< ChArLeS-SC> yes
<%mooncup> Please tell me some more about this.
< ChArLeS-SC> bye
<%mooncup> Please go on.
< ChArLeS-SC> ok
<%mooncup> That is interesting. Please continue.
< ChArLeS-SC> no
<%mooncup> Are you saying no just to be negative?
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< Viper> lmao
<%mooncup> trolled by eliza
<%mooncup> pro
Quote: 290; Rating: -3; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 30th April 2011
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<tallship> This is funny as shit: http://pastebin.com/m0ZxsjAb
<tallship> It's always funny when it isn't happening to you ;)
<tallship> Sony's in deep frickin' shit.
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 Now talking on #shellium
* Topic for #shellium is: Site and wiki down momentarily...had MAJOR ata bus issues with the old server...We must organize our first meeting so that we can collectively decide on a new direction for SHellium...WE means the community...Bryanstein
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<Cancel> !activate
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* Channel #shellium created on Sun Jun 08 08:49:58 2008
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<tsuyoi> !deactivate Cancel
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<poecundank> ??
Quote: 404; Rating: -13; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 26th February 2018
Error: Quote not found!
Quote: 379; Rating: 57; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 03rd September 2014
* dax is henceforth known as PingBad
» Unable to identify for nick: PingBad
{ PingBad } oh what the flying fsck
{ PingBad } who stole my nick?!
{ black_mage } I do believe it was U
{ PingBad } it was?
{ black_mage } NO idea
* PingBad tries a couple of passwords
» Identified for nick: PingBad
{ PingBad } oh, so it was
Quote: 325; Rating: 6; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 06th June 2012
<Cronus> icu fixing
<Adam> yeh
<Adam> igudfix
Quote: 287; Rating: 14; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 06th March 2011
year 2005, #denora:


* Joins: Hal9000 (~Hal9000@Nomad-E00A6071.rz.uni-mannheim.de)
<Hal9000> shit
<Hal9000> what a night
<MaOaM> hi, same here *g*
<Hal9000> we got so much in trouble with the police
<Hal9000> 7 police cars got here
<DukePyrolator> lol
<Hal9000> wtf
<DukePyrolator> tell me more :)
<Hal9000> we had this party outside, which we have every summer since like 10 years
<Hal9000> this time some asshole kept calling the police cause he couldn't sleep
<Hal9000> at 1:00 we were forced to shut the music down
<Hal9000> so I went into my appartment, turned the pc on and put 2 nice loudspeakers on the balcony
<Hal9000> the police then stormed my appartment
<DukePyrolator> loool
<Hal9000> they broke the dor open cause nobody opened
<Hal9000> guess i got to pay for it
<Hal9000> damn!!!!
<Hal9000> i'm so fucking pissed you have no idea
Quote: 270; Rating: 12; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 06th July 2010
< Boris> Jobe: Someday mother will die and i'll get the money.
<+LolFail> no, I fed her absinthe and all was good
Quote: 13; Rating: 9; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
<@katsklaw> Jobe if you are still free, I need to be serviced too ;P
<%Jobe> bend over and prepare yourself then
Quote: 197; Rating: 16; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 21st November 2008
<@Jobe> Boris: is stephen pregnant?
<Boris> Jobe: Are you pregnant.
<@Jobe> Boris: is stephen pregnant?
<Boris> Jobe: Are you pregnant.
<@Jobe> poor stephen
<@Jobe> Boris: STFU already Im not pregnant
<@Jobe> I dont have a womb
<Boris> Jobe: And im one of them is bound to get mass effect if you dont get pregnant :p.
Quote: 53; Rating: 34; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 08th October 2007
<GeniusDex> as said, my left hand consists mainly of my middle finger
<Cyd> ohh GeniusDex
Quote: 285; Rating: -10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 08th February 2011
< Merwyn> chanserv: No such nick/channel
< Merwyn> :'(
* Merwyn commits suicide
< Syloq> I wish all help requests would end this way.
Quote: 115; Rating: 1; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 20th January 2008
<@Vash> My Cousin has her baby soon ;x
<@Jobe> where she getting it from?
<@Vash> her vagina.
Quote: 271; Rating: 10; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 17th July 2010
{ dax } why, oh why, is my insomnia going nuts...
{ dax } the last line of code I wrote was well over 6 hours ago :/
{ & | dope } i keep pulling muscles and in generally feeling like crap.
{ & | dope } ooo .. a coder.. you guys are crazy! lol
{ dax } of course i'm crazy
* dax is so crazy that even the psychiatrists won't take their chances with me
{ & | dope } you have to be crazy to sit in front of a computer for days on end perfecting whatever it is your perfecting.
* &dope works in communications
{ dax } well, hopefully I'll have an AI equivilent of CBX soon >_>
{ dax } after a random number of messages to a channel, it'll just say "I don't care" and then idle for a random amount of time until triggered again
{ dax } nobody would ever notice the difference
{ & | dope } lol
Quote: 242; Rating: 34; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 29th May 2009
<+TheKing> i figured something out
<+TheKing> 3 + 3 + 3 = 9
Quote: 26; Rating: 42; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
[(katsklaw@ircd):~]: make sense
make: don't know how to make sense. Stop
Quote: 358; Rating: 18; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 29th October 2013
<%Jobe> damn me
<d|Office> you're pre-damned, Jobe, we can't damn you any more
<d|Office> even if we wanted to (and we do, trust me on this)
Quote: 318; Rating: 40; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 11th February 2012
< DukePyrolator> LIBDBUSMENU-GLIB-WARNING **: Trying to remove a child that doesn't believe we're it's parent.
< DukePyrolator> nice message :)

Quote: 345; Rating: -16; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 15th May 2013
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<brandon> simple n00b question.
<brandon> I installed anope for windows
<brandon> anope 1.9.8
<brandon> and after i did all the configure files
<brandon> hold on before i go any further.
<haltdef> the suspense is killing me
<Takkun> lol
<brandon> nevermind
<brandon> I only downloaded one .dll file that was missing
<brandon> not both
Quote: 216; Rating: 4; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 22nd January 2009
(Jelly) Pliz unben
(&Jokou) ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
(&Jokou) ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
(&Jokou) ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
(&Jokou) ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
(&Jokou) !kb Jelly http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=z2nQZPC2uTs
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<-- Bot has kicked Jelly from #onegaiBox (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=z2nQZPC2uTs (Jokou))
(&Jokou) damnit
(&Jokou) wrong kick
(Asterisk) Jelly's banned from game anyways
(&Jokou) I know
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* You've invited Jelly to #onegaibox (irc.mibbit.net)
* Jokou invited Jelly into the channel.
--> Jelly (Mibbit@mib-A3985D1E.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #onegaibox
(Jelly) f5
(&Jokou) Sorry, wrong kick message
<-- Jokou has kicked Jelly from #onegaibox (ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME)
* Jokou sets ban on *!*@mib-A3985D1E.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
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