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Quote: 24; Rating: 140; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
<@Certus> I like pussy
< Trystan> why we are we not surprised
Quote: 1; Rating: 102; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 04th August 2007
<n00bie> can you say something for bash quotes ? :P
<don_will> yes
<n00bie> ok that will do it.. lol
Quote: 25; Rating: 92; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
* katsklaw shakes his head and walks off
* Muad_Dibber shakes his ass and walks after katsklaw
Quote: 164; Rating: 87; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 05th August 2008
<Amanda-Work> Shh I just woke up
<Amanda-Work> AND dropped an external dvd rom drive on my toe
<chaz> you were sleeping with it?
<chaz> that's how serious you take security of data? =p
<Amanda-Work> Yes.
<Amanda-Work> I also store pen drives in my hoo hoo.
Quote: 3; Rating: 66; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 20th August 2007
<Tom65789> i fell asleep on the toilet last night >.<
<Tom65789> was asleep for a whole 4 hours
Quote: 15; Rating: 62; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
<katsklaw> so what are you wanting in a shell and how much do you think is fair for it?
<Vash> a blow job from a dollar whore, and a kitten?
<katsklaw> wrong type of account bitch ;P
<Vash> OH WRONG WINDOW :o
Quote: 251; Rating: 57; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 30th July 2009
<DukePyrolator> your german is worse than the english of a turk ;)
<Deadboys> probably
Quote: 320; Rating: 57; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 14th February 2012
<LEthaLity> btw he is as much of a php'er as I am a woman :(
<Cronus> wow hes really a good php'er
Quote: 379; Rating: 48; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Wednesday, 03rd September 2014
* dax is henceforth known as PingBad
» Unable to identify for nick: PingBad
{ PingBad } oh what the flying fsck
{ PingBad } who stole my nick?!
{ black_mage } I do believe it was U
{ PingBad } it was?
{ black_mage } NO idea
* PingBad tries a couple of passwords
» Identified for nick: PingBad
{ PingBad } oh, so it was
Quote: 20; Rating: 46; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 01st January 1970
<chaz> I can't believe im being outsmarted by a cronjob.
Quote: 64; Rating: 46; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 20th October 2007
<~katsklaw> Vash, we are what we eat .. which is why you are a huge cock ;)
Quote: 129; Rating: 46; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 10th March 2008
<Sheepeep> I highlight on fuckbuddy, FYI.
<mark> Why am I not surprised?
Quote: 387; Rating: 46; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Thursday, 16th April 2015
{ + | Aaron|phone } Wind is south haha our cow manure is headin towards them atm
{ % | dax } which explains why hollywood's latest batch of movies are shit
Quote: 372; Rating: 45; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Saturday, 08th February 2014
{ & | Timmy } here i am
* Quits: &Timmy [webchat@gig-38C5963.pa.nsw.optusnet.com.au] [Ping timeout: 248 seconds]
{ dax } and there he goes
Quote: 50; Rating: 43; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 05th October 2007
* ^Kitty^ strokes his one and only ball
< heinz> oooo kinky
<^Kitty^> I'm bored
<^Kitty^> :/
Quote: 322; Rating: 42; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 11th March 2012
<Eyecu> oh someone kill me now
Eyecu [gold@teranova-317ea839.cable.rogers.com] has quit IRC: Killed (DukePyrolator (requested))
<~DukePyrolator> \o/
<%schorpioen22> lol
<%Cronus> lolol
Quote: 377; Rating: 42; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 23rd June 2014
* Sh1G3rU licks Jobe && Yoerger
* %Yoerger spits in Sh1G3rU's ear
* %Jobe stabs Yoerger
* Sh1G3rU watches Yoerger bleed
* %Yoerger hisses
* %Yoerger scurries away limping
Quote: 319; Rating: 40; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 13th February 2012
<Helpl0x> so which is "nickserv" is it "/msg botserv" or is it "/msg chanserv"
<%Jeremy> its NickServ...
Quote: 391; Rating: 40; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 21st August 2015
* Joins: nhoya [~nhoya@Clk-1916B708.trueleet.com] [0 Clones]
* UnrealHelper sets mode: +b nhoya!*@*
* nhoya was kicked by UnrealHelper [Failed Quiz. You may take the quiz again after 24 hours.]
Quote: 62; Rating: 39; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Tuesday, 16th October 2007
< _MATT> stupid clever people
< _MATT> :(
Quote: 76; Rating: 38; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Monday, 22nd October 2007
<macgyverdgi> :(
<macgyverdgi> I'm not in any of the quotes, damn
<macgyverdgi> I think if I talk a little more then you'll quote me
<macgyverdgi> lol
Quote: 239; Rating: 38; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Sunday, 17th May 2009
< Liber> There should be a way to bind to messages sent by Anope, as well as received
<@zomg> There should be a way to kill Liber with a spoon
* ElementalAlchemist gets the spoon magnifier.
< Liber> ...
<@zomg> Whale ho!
<@zomg> Fetch the harspoons lads!
< Liber> So there isnt a way to bind to sent messages?
<@zomg> Dont know...cant check now. I'm whaling
< ElementalAlchemist> O_O
<@zomg> Thar she blows!
* zomg lobs a spoon at Liber
< Liber> ...
* Liber rolls his eyes
<@zomg> His eyes have rolled back into his head! We've won lads!
* zomg mounts Liber's head above her mantle
Quote: 385; Rating: 38; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 03rd April 2015
<@Adam> if you cannot read and comprehend configuration files you should not be running services
<@Adam> especially when you are directly linked to them lol
< Dione> I can read and comprehend
< Dione> I just did a whole configuration for unreal and anope services
< Dione> this just doesnt make sense
<@Adam> what protocol module did you load in services?
< Dione> inspircd20
<@Adam> what ircd are you using?
< Dione> unreal Unreal 3.2.10.4
<@Adam> does this sound like a problem?
< Dione> i dunno
Quote: 244; Rating: 37; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 29th May 2009
amanda@anope: The idea is to attract customers, not wave moobs at them in hopes that you'll catch the attention of the ones with ADD :/
chaz@anope: we'd offer a hugs and kisses server service.
amanda@anope: Do I even want to know?
amanda@anope: Is this like...reading goodnight moon to the DC at night then lights out time hugs and kisses?
chaz@anope: no it'd be a pr stunt to show we care.
amanda@anope: Who's a good little Quad core? YOU AREEEEEEEEE *pat pat pat*
chaz@anope: or more appropriately "coo coo, who's making all that noise with their psu fans!"
amanda@anope: Awwww someone's not getting any packets tonight! Bad server
amanda@anope: Bad
chaz@anope: none patching for you naughty server
chaz@anope: oh you're getting a kernel upgrade for that one Mister.
chaz@anope: being grounded is a chroot
chaz@anope: past curfew is a soft quota.
chaz@anope: coming home in a patrol car is a hard quota
amanda@anope: Aww, little Blade cant come out to play today...hes come down with a rootkit
chaz@anope: LMAO
chaz@anope: oh fuck me that's brilliance.
Quote: 34; Rating: 36; [Rate as good|Rate as bad] Friday, 28th September 2007
<+bird603568> THE INTERNETS IS FULL OF SYN
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